Its not necessary to have played Silent Hill. If you really are interested, ill explain the look of the main characters called Alec Hall and Helen McKenna. Got MSN or something similar ?
Ok after looking at all Garfield's threads and realising each one is for something different and all seem random (aside from the star wars ones), I've compiled a list of all his past jobs.
* Technical Supervisor, Sector 7G
* Safety Inspector, Sector 7G
* Executive
* Executive Assistant
* Executive Vice-President
* Owner
* Plant Supervisor/Executive
* Junior Vice-President
* Owner
* Petty Officer Third Class, Naval Reserve
* Mayoral bodyguard
* Mayor
* Sanitation Commissioner
* Guard
* Chief of Police
* Owner, private security firm
* Telemarketer
* Carnival worker/Carny
* Con artist/Grifter
* Bartender
* Bootlegger/Beer-Baron
* Sugar smuggler (Motherloving Sugar Corp.)
* Sugar salesman (Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar)
* Farmer
* ToMacco salesman
* Traveling salesman (Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic)
* Grease collections/sales
* Door-to-door spring salesman
* Door-to-door knife salesman (Slash-Co.)
* Candle maker (Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne)
* Attack-dog trainer (Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School)
* Service Trainee (Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-thru)
* Inventor (eg. automatic hammer, 6-legged chair, lazy-bowl)
* Oil-rig worker
* Astronaut (NASA)
* Celebrity assistant (Basinger/Baldwin)
* Sports club owner (Denver Broncos)
* Sports mascot (Springfield Isotopes)
* Boxer (Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers)
* Mountain climber (Murderhorn)
* League bowler (Pin-Pals)
* Bowling alley assistant/Pin monkey (Bowl-o-rama)
* Mini-golf assistant (Sir Putts-A-Lot)
* Blackjack dealer (Monty's Casino)
* Convenience store night-clerk (Kwik-E-Mart)
* Missionary
* Safety protester
* Baby proofer (Wee Care)
* Union Boss (Intl. Union of Pastry Chefs, Jazz Dancers, and Nuclear Technicians)
* Car designer (Powell Motors)
* Used Car salesman
* Chauffeur/Limo driver (Classy Joe's)
* Truck Driver/Trucker
* Snowplow proprietor and driver (Mr. Plow)
* Freelance ambulance driver
* Monorail conductor
* Actor (SAG name, "Homer Jay Simpson")
* Talk Show Host (Homer Simpson Show)
* Cartoon voice (Poochie)
* Drug Spokesman (Viagrogain)
* Instructor, "How to keep a successful marriage" (Adult Education Annex)
* Fortune Cookie fortune-writer
* Food critic (Springfield Shopper)
* Movie Producer (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington remake)
* Entertainment manager - Animal (Suds McDuff)
* Entertainment manager - Country/Western artist (Lurleen Lumpkin)
* Musician (Be Sharps)
* Musician (Everybody Hates Ned Flanders)
* Street musician (one-man-band)
* Performance artist/Freak (Hullapalooza)
* Authorized Krusty impersonator
* Personal entertainer/Prank monkey
* Conceptual artist (Louvre: American Style)
* Mall Santa Claus
* Superhero (the Pie Man)
* Mr. X