Make a story

[ríomhaire]

We have to make a story. I write the fisrt sentance/part and the next poster must continue it. Make as random as disired.
No editing. If 2 people continue from the same post just use the latter and continue on, NO EDITING.

Here we go:
One day Jonny was walking down the street when he stepped on...

 

[Icarusintel]

a pedophile's cat.

 

[ríomhaire]

The pedophile was very angry and...

 

[Viperidae]

Then realised that these kinds of threads are doomed to close. The end.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

The pedophile was very angry and...

chased jonny down the street...naked, but then...

 

[Sulkdodds]

...there was no more room in hell, so zombies rose from the ground. Pedophile was eaten, and Jonny was chased by the undead right round the corner where he ran right smack into...

EDIT: How long before this gets closed, do you thinK?

 

[AmishSlayer]

chased jonny down the street...naked, but then...

he was hit by a mack truck...

 

[Pulse]

...and later died in hospital.

The end!

 

[The Monkey]

...there was no more room in hell, so zombies rose from the ground. Pedophile was eaten, and Jonny was chased by the undead right round the corner where he ran right smack into...

EDIT: How long before this gets closed, do you thinK?

...an airplane. He would've entered it if it weren't for....

 

[AmishSlayer]

...an airplane. He would've entered it if it weren't for....

the Incredible Hulk blocking the hatch.

 

[ríomhaire]

Dudes, WTF!
Stop taking this seriously they are extremly funny when not taken seriously.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Who's taking this seriously?

 

[Shakermaker]

Dudes, WTF!
Lets start again. Stop taking this seriously they are extremly funny when not taken seriously.

On day in Norway...

A man shouted "COMPANUM GANNENNEN VORGENOT!"

wtf does that mean anyway?

 

[ríomhaire]

And the incredible Hulk (Who was still blocking the hatch) agreed.

[I think I'm seeing things]

 

[BeaverMon]

Let me do this;
1 day, Timmy was walking down the street, and he saw a Fast Zombie running towards him. He...

 

[ríomhaire]

1 day, Timmy was walking down the street, and he saw a Fast Zombie running towards him. He...

ate some pizza

 

[Glirk Dient]

ate some pizza

and then threw the empty box at the dumbass zombie which caused...

 

[DeusExMachina]

the zombie to explode into a supernova causing Earth to...

 

[Sulkdodds]

...spontaneously combust, igniting a bright shimmering flare visible from halfway across the galaxy where Commander (or at least, the mgnogon equivalent) Yja-bsic was standing on the observation deck of his Jhui-class strike carrier with his right-hand luitenant, Sporg.

"What in the name of tissue paper was being that, Lt. Sporg?" he said (Mgnogon is a hard language to translate).

"By the luxuriant folds of the yarrow stalk I know not, but it hath struck me blind," said Sporg. "Ow."

Meanwhile, back in the solar system we know and love...

 

[BeaverMon]

"What in the name of tissue paper was being that, Lt. Sporg?"

lol!

 

[ríomhaire]

Meanwhile, back in the solar system we know and love...

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning...

 

[Anthraxxx]

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning...

And DJ Lizard was come and kill us all when...

 

[ríomhaire]

And DJ Lizard was come and kill us all when...

...sombody set us up the bomb!

 

[Sulkdodds]

The United Ex-Earth Security Force (or UESF - pronounced yusef) was a hardy organisation. It had to be, to keep the peace on the asteroids, colony planets and fragmentary space stations that were all that was left of humanity. After the destruction of Earth, humanity had become a drifter race. It had been tough, in those early years - but UESF had come through. Brighter times seemed ahead; the human race and spirit would go on, with or without a home planet.

Sgt Jenkins was contemplating these matters when his in-ear commlink buzzed.

"We got an SOS bomb call from a trading ship in Sector G," said the voice of Tess, Faith Station's commanding AI. "Dispatch immediately."

Jenkins sighed. It looked like it was going to be another long day. Suddenly...

 

[Jimmeh]

The United Ex-Earth Security Force (or UESF - pronounced yusef) was a hardy organisation. It had to be, to keep the peace on the asteroids, colony planets and fragmentary space stations that were all that was left of humanity. After the destruction of Earth, humanity had become a drifter race. It had been tough, in those early years - but UESF had come through. Brighter times seemed ahead; the human race and spirit would go on, with or without a home planet.

Sgt Jenkins was contemplating these matters when his in-ear commlink buzzed.

"We got an SOS bomb call from a trading ship in Sector G," said the voice of Tess, Faith Station's commanding AI. "Dispatch immediately."

Jenkins sighed. It looked like it was going to be another long day. Suddenly...

....nothing happened. But then, SUDDENLY....

 

[ComradeBadger]

The thread was closed!