Make The Person Above You Laugh!

[Dog--]

Instead of killing the person above you as in the regular thread like this, make them laugh!

GO!


EDIT: I loled

 

[xombine]

My Mom bought this from the store today. I honestly cannot stop loling.

 

[Cole]

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film281/quotes
Clerks:
[Randal reads a newspaper while a customer studies two rental choices.]

Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.

[Randal continues reading, not even ackowledging her]

Customer: Are either of these any good?

[Randal continues to read.]



Customer: Sir!

Randal: What?

Customer: Are either of these any good?

Randal: I don't watch movies.

Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?

Randal: No.

Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies]

Customer: Well, how about these two movies?

[Randal still never looks up.]

Randal: They suck!

Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.

Randal: No, I wasn't.

Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal: I hope it feels good.

Customer: You hope what feels good?

Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...

Randal: You'll be missed.

Customer: Screw you!

[The customer storms out. Randal runs out into the street.]

Randal: Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: Yeah!

If you didn't find that funny xombine I WILL KILL YOU!

 

[bryanf445]

 

[Qonfused]

Penis.

 

[JNightshade]

"This server f*cks bitches."

 

[Hazar]

lol

 

[bvasgm]

Three days ago my super devout Christian Aunt caught me jacking off.

edit: damnit Hazar, Nightshade gets it D:

 

[JNightshade]

*heeheehee*

 

[bvasgm]

let the confushens commence!!

 

[Qonfused]

"This server f*cks bitches."

I LOL'd.

 

[Que-Ever]

How are you supposed to know if the person above you actually laughed?

 

[Qonfused]

How are you supposed to know if the person above you actually laughed?

Faith.

 

[bryanf445]

How are you supposed to know if the person above you actually laughed?

or telepathy...

see qonfused knew i lol'd @ his penis comment. So I didnt even have to post it

 

[Jintor]

Uh... umm... I'd rather cover the rape and pillage of our natural environment than american politics because it makes me less depressed?

*complicated shoulder shrug*

 

[The Brick]

 

[joule]

:O

 

[xLostx]

 

[Steven]

 

[Dog--]

I'm not racist, keep that in mind.

 

[JNightshade]

BANT

 

[the_rebel_medic]

 

[lePobz]

EDIT: Hell, it beat's a name tag ... "Bush? .... ah yes, bush ..."

 

[The Monkey]

 

[Baserape>]

 

[The Brick]

 

[bbson john]

 

[el Chi]

 

[Narcolepsy]

You will laugh.

 

[Parlez]

 

[AntiAnto]

Blah.

 

[Parlez]

*snip*

LOL! I have never seen that one before! :thumbs:

 

[ktimekiller]

Hillarious

 

[PvtRyan]

 

[Qonfused]

Rofl.

Penis.

 

[Parlez]

Look at my avatar and see if that does not make you lol

 

[The Brick]

Look at my avatar and see if that does not make you lol

Not me..

 

[Qonfused]

 

[The Brick]

 

[Cormeh]

LOL @ Qonfused.

EDIT: Sorry Brick, damn time-outs D: