Makin' virtual whoopie

Status
Not open for further replies.
T

TriggerHappy

Newbie
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
110
Reaction score
0
I remember this being talked about a long time ago, but if Source is really as capable of realistically portraying humans as Valve claims, what with the lip-synching and the facial expressions and the easy animating and the physics and the *whoo-hay*(Dr.Frink), I bet we'll be seeing a lot of perverted mods coming out.

So what do you think? Is Source really going to lead to this? Would you download such a mod? Is poor Alyx going to be become the plaything of nerds everywhere?
 
Jeez, a lot of people hate us already for "censoring" beta stuff. Just imagine what they'll start saying about us when we mask the URL of their favoruite "Kleiner in a thong" web site.
 
MUPPET BABIES THEY MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUUUUEEE, MUPPET BABIES ..... oops wrong thread.
 
I think the sort of animation that would be needed would be beyond the ability of most people, and I doubt those who are talented enough would do something so puerile. Likely if we do see anything like this, it'll be pretty low quality hacks and modded images, not a real mod.
 
we should start a gentlemens club devoted to protecting alyx's honor.
 
Chris_D said:
Just imagine what they'll start saying about us when we mask the URL of their favoruite "Kleiner in a thong" web site.
Click to expand...

lol, I have a new sig. Thats a great one. :LOL:
 
I'm willing to bet large amounts of cash that we will see several porn mods for HL2 appear very shortly after release. It'd be too funny for people to avoid doing. There'll be nude skins obviously, and the lip synched porn moans etc. Kleiner and Barney tag teaming Alyx etc.

Guaranteed.
 
and all this time I thought "making whoopie" was the expulsion of gas.
frrrrpt.
 
coolio2man said:
All i have to say is, MOTION CAPTURE ANIMATION! The rest is magic!
Click to expand...

bullet time spooge = the next logical revolutionary step in gameplay.
 
I hope Alyx gets replaced by the girls in my pix
 

Attachments

  • BestVitualWhoopiebabes.jpg
    BestVitualWhoopiebabes.jpg
    92.6 KB · Views: 345
bAbYhEaDcRaB said:
coolio, you clearly really enjoy makeing love to your hand
Click to expand...
Hands, Muhahahahha!! :LOL: :LOL:
If you google there is already a type of Renderotica out there. I didnt know until a little while ago! Guess we dont need hl2 as much as we thought :p
 
There's been a mod like this in the works for a long time now...
 
just don't download it... i know i wont, serious mods is what i want, and that's what we are making ;p
 
simon said:
just don't download it... i know i wont, serious mods is what i want, and that's what we are making ;p
Click to expand...

lol...no man. It's totally fake. I think he was just trying to be funny, although rape really isn't something you should joke about in my opinon.
 
Rape is joked about in virtually every game server. In fact i just came off a severe raping in Donner. Painful.

Coolio2man, what are those CG babes from?
 
F*** the government until they F*** you back! - NOFX


The point of my story is the fact that Coolio needs to be castrated and preferably destroyed....Peace :thumbs:
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Rape is joked about in virtually every game server. In fact i just came off a severe raping in Donner. Painful.

Coolio2man, what are those CG babes from?
Click to expand...

I cant really say, cuzz its a pr0n site.

Those sites I posted are not real. They dont take u anywhere. Newbs..........................owell :cheers:
 
coolio2man said:
Those sites I posted are not real. They dont take u anywhere. Newbs..........................owell :cheers:
Click to expand...
Not YET thay aren't! :p

This is stupid, and slightly sickening/degrading, go get real girls.
 
I think that all of the girls in coolio's picture look vile.

Anyway. This is getting a little sick.
 
ComradeBadger said:
I think that all of the girls in coolio's picture look vile.

Anyway. This is getting a little sick.
Click to expand...
Moved to HL2 Pron fantasies/pics?

heh

You don't really need a mod to do EVERYTHING, and there might be a little action in the game already, I can just tell Alyx likes you. "You're staring at me again (smile)
Ohhhhh yeah. ;)
 
vegeta897 said:
Moved to HL2 Pron fantasies/pics?

heh

You don't really need a mod to do EVERYTHING, and there might be a little action in the game already, I can just tell Alyx likes you. "You're staring at me again (smile)
Ohhhhh yeah. ;)
Click to expand...


Yeah you know how games have an option to set the level of gore? I wonder if there will be an option to set the level of "adult content." I doubt it though.
 
Cunni said:
Yeah you know how games have an option to set the level of gore? I wonder if there will be an option to set the level of "adult content." I doubt it though.
Click to expand...
The only thing they could block out there is speech, unless they do alot more work.

And I didn't really mean adult content like that, just you know like a kiss at the end of the game, and maybe some comments and facial expressions and body language that give you the idea that sumthin' is goin' on! ;)
 
A Britney Spears mod? She does her little dance then goes on and on about how shes not ready...and your goal is to make all the right moves and say all the right things to light her ass on fire! Extra points if you can make her keep the money at the end.
 
coolio2man said:
Those sites I posted are not real. They dont take u anywhere. Newbs..........................owell
Click to expand...

No shit. Its the fact that you MADE THEM UP that I find twisted.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

MFL
Fascinating look at the ongoing psychological evolution of flat hieirarchies.
Replies
2
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
Sliver
Legend of Grimrock Review
Replies
10
Views
4K
MuToiD_MaN
MuToiD_MaN
Munro
Gabe Newell
Replies
7
Views
3K
Qonfused
Qonfused
Hectic Glenn
Orion Mod Interview
Replies
1
Views
1K
Reginald
Reginald
Munro
Spatial Fear
Replies
0
Views
2K
Munro
Munro
Back
Top