Edcrab
Veteran Incompetent
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I was thinking of an excuse to cast someone who requires many things to be explained to him- and also an excuse to cast an unscrupulous git in the leading role. Came up with something eventually...
Chapter 1: Redeemer
“What?” Quarir Nalore sat down heavily. It was all too much to take in.
“Yes. I imagine this is difficult for you to understand.”
“I’ve told you about that mind reading thing!” Quarir snarled. “Give me a little privacy!”
“No,” Maintonon said simply. “I do not believe you deserve privacy. You are certainly in need of redemption- you can expect my respect once you have earned it, and not before.”
Quarir sighed and sank deeper into the over padded chair. That was strange in and of itself, because if this was a mental reproduction of his apartment and not the real thing there was no reason for imperfections to-
“Credibility,” the Supercomputer interrupted. “I would not stoop to creating an unbelievable reproduction merely to satisfy you. I have pride in my simulations."
“I’m doing you a favour here,” he snapped at the invisible speaker- the only sign that this wasn’t a real building was the fact that, above him, there lay nothing but impenetrable blackness. “You could be a bit less-”
“I am doing you a favour, Nalore. By all rights you would be dead now. Under Domarian law, I would have had you atomised. The process is quick but by no means painless. Now, you can repay your debt to society with a marginally more pleasant approach.
Quarir shuddered, and reached for the small glass of water on the coffee table. He drank it, wondering how he could possibly be consuming a liquid which didn’t physically exist. “That always struck me as odd,” he muttered. “Unfair, in fact. People like Voln avoided execution, and all I did was defraud the odd corporation-”
“Voln may have been a homicidal cyborg but he certainly had his uses. You may think yourself a harmless petty thief but you are a frankly evil confidence trickster who has cost entirely legitimate enterprises billions. You have funded terrorists and had your competitors murdered. You have many talents, but have abused them.”
Quarir nodded. Maintonon was right- he’d made many bad career moves. Trying to con a Domarian Legion representative on Colony 351, for a start… those fascist bastards were always a danger to approach.
“That is right,” Maintonon said solemnly. “Everyone knows that more enlightened cultures allow unrepentant squanderers of humanity to walk free and unpunished.”
“I thought you things couldn’t be sarcastic?”
“I am the Ucelsian Supercomputer, Nalore. Do not mistake me for some lesser intelligence.”
“Hah. If you’re so super, I don’t see why you can’t do your own dirty work, not if these Combine things are such a threat to us-”
“I am a nanotechnological core the size of a large city. I can hardly send myself plummeting into the planet, although it is an interesting proposition.”
“You know what I mean. Send one of your sucker agents to do this.”
“I have several agents working against the Combine. Or, more accurately, I am one of several agents working against the Combine. They threaten many civilisations, not only my Legion. I pledged long ago to defend the Domarians, and I gladly work alongside other entities wishing to disrupt the Combine threat.”
“They’re in another galaxy,” Quarir spat, standing up and addressing the limitless void above him. “They won’t be much of a-”
“So are the Arcadimaarians, yet they still plan to invade. They, too, play a part in my plan.”
“What, you plan on setting those two super-empires against each other?” Quarir nodded in genuine approval and admiration. “That’d be an interesting war to watch.”
“Something like that, yes. You are more perceptive than you appear.”
“Hah,” Quarir preened himself. “I didn’t get where I am today just on my looks, you know.”
“Yes- you got yourself into a position where an omnipresent mainframe is forcing you to accept an assignment. How clever of you.”
“All right,” Nalore snarled. “You’ve briefed me and mocked me and done all sorts of shit to me. Now just tell me what you meant about ‘others’ then send me on my way.”
“I am not the only force intervening to alter this planet’s destiny. There will be others there, operatives influenced by powers that are not dissimilar to myself. You are not to disrupt their missions.”
Quarir snorted. “How am I to know who else is being bossed around by a pompous lump of circuits?”
“Because they are the best at what they do. Warriors, diplomats- even shysters like yourself.”
“Hah,” he adjusted his tie, pointedly refusing to rise to the bait. “Why don’t you just send a couple of Behemoths? Those Striders the Combine use wouldn’t last a second. Synth tech builds quick but it just ain’t-”
“For some reason, I do not think sixty-foot war machines would avoid detection. Expediency is key, but this mission MUST remain covert.”
“All right, all right,” Quarir rolled his eyes and waved his hands conciliatorily. “If this job is so important you should just-”
~
There was a crackle of blinding, multicoloured light, and Quarir found himself sprawled across a dusty floor. His clothes were filthy, but they weren’t his clothes- he was wearing some sort of nondescript worker’s uniform. He felt like a Maintenance Association technician, one of questionable cleanliness and, for that matter, sanity.
“Vrrrurrk,” gurgled some unspeakable abomination.
As the gore-spattered clawed thing lurched towards him, Quarir enterprisingly reached for his holster. But he didn’t have one anymore. Maintonon hadn’t seen fit to arm him.
He didn’t have a Warden plasma rifle or a Sentinel sidearm, let alone the XDC 25k “Obliterator” Fusion Cannon he’d been half expecting. He didn’t even have a damn knife, and right now he’d have settled for the most pathetic looking toothpick.
The creature lunged at him.
Chapter 1: Redeemer
“What?” Quarir Nalore sat down heavily. It was all too much to take in.
“Yes. I imagine this is difficult for you to understand.”
“I’ve told you about that mind reading thing!” Quarir snarled. “Give me a little privacy!”
“No,” Maintonon said simply. “I do not believe you deserve privacy. You are certainly in need of redemption- you can expect my respect once you have earned it, and not before.”
Quarir sighed and sank deeper into the over padded chair. That was strange in and of itself, because if this was a mental reproduction of his apartment and not the real thing there was no reason for imperfections to-
“Credibility,” the Supercomputer interrupted. “I would not stoop to creating an unbelievable reproduction merely to satisfy you. I have pride in my simulations."
“I’m doing you a favour here,” he snapped at the invisible speaker- the only sign that this wasn’t a real building was the fact that, above him, there lay nothing but impenetrable blackness. “You could be a bit less-”
“I am doing you a favour, Nalore. By all rights you would be dead now. Under Domarian law, I would have had you atomised. The process is quick but by no means painless. Now, you can repay your debt to society with a marginally more pleasant approach.
Quarir shuddered, and reached for the small glass of water on the coffee table. He drank it, wondering how he could possibly be consuming a liquid which didn’t physically exist. “That always struck me as odd,” he muttered. “Unfair, in fact. People like Voln avoided execution, and all I did was defraud the odd corporation-”
“Voln may have been a homicidal cyborg but he certainly had his uses. You may think yourself a harmless petty thief but you are a frankly evil confidence trickster who has cost entirely legitimate enterprises billions. You have funded terrorists and had your competitors murdered. You have many talents, but have abused them.”
Quarir nodded. Maintonon was right- he’d made many bad career moves. Trying to con a Domarian Legion representative on Colony 351, for a start… those fascist bastards were always a danger to approach.
“That is right,” Maintonon said solemnly. “Everyone knows that more enlightened cultures allow unrepentant squanderers of humanity to walk free and unpunished.”
“I thought you things couldn’t be sarcastic?”
“I am the Ucelsian Supercomputer, Nalore. Do not mistake me for some lesser intelligence.”
“Hah. If you’re so super, I don’t see why you can’t do your own dirty work, not if these Combine things are such a threat to us-”
“I am a nanotechnological core the size of a large city. I can hardly send myself plummeting into the planet, although it is an interesting proposition.”
“You know what I mean. Send one of your sucker agents to do this.”
“I have several agents working against the Combine. Or, more accurately, I am one of several agents working against the Combine. They threaten many civilisations, not only my Legion. I pledged long ago to defend the Domarians, and I gladly work alongside other entities wishing to disrupt the Combine threat.”
“They’re in another galaxy,” Quarir spat, standing up and addressing the limitless void above him. “They won’t be much of a-”
“So are the Arcadimaarians, yet they still plan to invade. They, too, play a part in my plan.”
“What, you plan on setting those two super-empires against each other?” Quarir nodded in genuine approval and admiration. “That’d be an interesting war to watch.”
“Something like that, yes. You are more perceptive than you appear.”
“Hah,” Quarir preened himself. “I didn’t get where I am today just on my looks, you know.”
“Yes- you got yourself into a position where an omnipresent mainframe is forcing you to accept an assignment. How clever of you.”
“All right,” Nalore snarled. “You’ve briefed me and mocked me and done all sorts of shit to me. Now just tell me what you meant about ‘others’ then send me on my way.”
“I am not the only force intervening to alter this planet’s destiny. There will be others there, operatives influenced by powers that are not dissimilar to myself. You are not to disrupt their missions.”
Quarir snorted. “How am I to know who else is being bossed around by a pompous lump of circuits?”
“Because they are the best at what they do. Warriors, diplomats- even shysters like yourself.”
“Hah,” he adjusted his tie, pointedly refusing to rise to the bait. “Why don’t you just send a couple of Behemoths? Those Striders the Combine use wouldn’t last a second. Synth tech builds quick but it just ain’t-”
“For some reason, I do not think sixty-foot war machines would avoid detection. Expediency is key, but this mission MUST remain covert.”
“All right, all right,” Quarir rolled his eyes and waved his hands conciliatorily. “If this job is so important you should just-”
~
There was a crackle of blinding, multicoloured light, and Quarir found himself sprawled across a dusty floor. His clothes were filthy, but they weren’t his clothes- he was wearing some sort of nondescript worker’s uniform. He felt like a Maintenance Association technician, one of questionable cleanliness and, for that matter, sanity.
“Vrrrurrk,” gurgled some unspeakable abomination.
As the gore-spattered clawed thing lurched towards him, Quarir enterprisingly reached for his holster. But he didn’t have one anymore. Maintonon hadn’t seen fit to arm him.
He didn’t have a Warden plasma rifle or a Sentinel sidearm, let alone the XDC 25k “Obliterator” Fusion Cannon he’d been half expecting. He didn’t even have a damn knife, and right now he’d have settled for the most pathetic looking toothpick.
The creature lunged at him.