Man "Bummed" by a tiger

[simmo]

LOL

http://hellblaze.hl2files.com/tgrrpe.jpg

 

[Loshadka]

MegaLOL!

Off topic: Where's the quick reply thingy?

 

[Fat Tony!]

WTF :s why it do that

 

[The Mullinator]

That would give me nightmares if it happened to me. lol.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Is that real? If it it is...

 

[LoneDeranger]

LOL

 

[vitale]

omg...if that true, that guy will think jail as a walk in the park...

 

[SpuD]

It says in there they saw it do it, So, they all just stood around and watched a man get raped by a tiger?

 

[DimitriPopov]

I cry fake.


The Tiger picture overlaps the first line of text , not to mentino no self-respecting newspaper would allow such a horrid picture. The headline isnt suitable for journalism. Tiger Soddomizes Man or something , not "bummed". Other than that , its a funny read. Also , I just noticed , NO Korean would ever say "Bummed" either. Or would he say that they should expect it. He would say that if youre cruel to animals bad things will happen. These people arent 12.

 

[nw909]

Heh, of course fake...

Whats that at the top?

"Sport"

Hmm, interesting, I didn't know anal rape from a tiger was a sport.

 

[SilentKilla]

lmfao, sport

 

[el Chi]

Originally posted by DimitriPopov
no self-respecting newspaper...
The headline isnt suitable for journalism.

It appears to be from British trash tabloid the Daily Sport. This isn't a "self-respecting" newspaper. It's barely a newspaper. Lots of pictures of scantily clad ladies with easy-to-read "news articles" and, of course, sports news.
Perhaps it isn't suitable for journalism, but then it might be suitable for The Sport... Baring in mind their clientele's average reading age is about 4-and-a-half. A word as complicated as "sodomised" would probably cause their heads to implode. Certainly it'd stop them in their tracks for about a month.
The picture overlaps the text, but then the picture isn't of a naked lady or sweaty footballer (not that I'm suggesting repressed desires are at work here, Lord no) then screw where the picture goes.
But yeah I doubt an animal cruelty activist would say: "You should expect to be violated by tigers" The word expect suggests that this is natural behaviour. And they definitely wouldn't say bummed, but I reckon that word might have been changed.
I reckon it's a fabricated story on The Sport's behalf though. I won't believe it till I see it in the Darwin Awards or something like that.

 

[Animal]

The sport will post any crap they think will sell a paper, i remember one headline, on the front of the paper, was something like;

''Britneys Steamy Lesbian Encounter''

Then when you look inside (hey i was 14!) it had some shit about a fake picture of her and christina that some sad bastard on the internet had fabricated.

So it wouldn't suprise me if this is legit. The production values are also pathetic, so the picture overlap thing could just be that.

edit: lol i just read it, i don't think that guy would say ''...they should expect to be bummed''.

It must be fake.

 

[mindless_moder]

ouchors if that really happened but since this paper exagerates a lot the tiger probably just was all over him.

 

[Dux]

Bet that stung a bit.

 

[Mackan]

and how could the tiger "bum" the guy if he had clothes on?..
i dont think he was naked on a trampolin

 

[KiLL-JuiCe]

if he was naked,somethin is wrong with him

 

[DimitriPopov]

Originally posted by el Chi
It appears to be from British trash tabloid the Daily Sport. This isn't a "self-respecting" newspaper. It's barely a newspaper. Lots of pictures of scantily clad ladies with easy-to-read "news articles" and, of course, sports news.
Perhaps it isn't suitable for journalism, but then it might be suitable for The Sport... Baring in mind their clientele's average reading age is about 4-and-a-half. A word as complicated as "sodomised" would probably cause their heads to implode. Certainly it'd stop them in their tracks for about a month.
The picture overlaps the text, but then the picture isn't of a naked lady or sweaty footballer (not that I'm suggesting repressed desires are at work here, Lord no) then screw where the picture goes.
But yeah I doubt an animal cruelty activist would say: "You should expect to be violated by tigers" The word expect suggests that this is natural behaviour. And they definitely wouldn't say bummed, but I reckon that word might have been changed.
I reckon it's a fabricated story on The Sport's behalf though. I won't believe it till I see it in the Darwin Awards or something like that.

Very funny post!!! I didnt know about that paper , its kinda like the Weekly World News here in the US , with stories like the ALigator Man and Aliens meet with Bill Clinton. Makes sense then!

BTW- I was thinking that itd be REALLY hard to photochop the wrinkles over the text