Man charged with battery for farting on police officer

[CptStern]

awwww :upstare:

I wasnt being sarcastic ..now come here and hug me, HUG MEEEEE!!!

 

[Seppo]

.... more like "farttery", eh? EH?! olololol.

Heh, farttery.

 

[Tyguy]

I wasnt being sarcastic ..now come here and hug me, HUG MEEEEE!!!

fine, but i might fart on you

 

[CptStern]

I'll charge you with assault ..after spending time in prison your farts will smell like other menz penises

 

[Seppo]

I'll charge you with assault ..after spending time in prison your farts will smell like other menz penises

Okay now you crossed the line sir!!!!

 

[VirusType2]

OK, on second thought, I'll admit, I have encountered farts that were indeed deadly. At the very least, potent enough to wilt any nearby flowers.