Man crushes

[PvtRyan]

I would totally shuck Sean Connery's shucculent shausage.

And that's not gay, Sean Connery transcends such petty concepts of 'gender'. I wouldn't be fucking a man, I would be fucking goddamn Sean Connery.

EDIT: Oh lord, that was my 10,000th post. I'm going to hang myself now..

 

[Shem]

I thought there was an image dump for this gay stuff.

 

[MJ12]

 

[Krynn72]

I thought there was an image dump for this gay stuff.

Image Dump X (ALL POSTS MUST CONTAIN GAY)

 

[Sheepo]

Bale, Fillion, Colbert, Ford, Charlie Day. Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed. I also agree with most every other post too, for taste, though I personally am not crushed by such men, I can appreciate what is crushing about them. But now, the ultimate:

Andy Bothwell

Also, loving the mild homophobia.

 

[MJ12]

^Was my second pick.

 

[Omnomnick]

Welcome back to "Who Wants to be a Massive ****** 2011"!

 

[YROC]

 

[The Monkey]

Now some musicians!

Chet Baker

Paul Simonon (bassist in The Clash)

Damon Albarn

Bob Dylan

Lou Reed

 

[PJ]

I love cox.

Had to be done.

 

[NeptuneUK]

FUK YUU DOLFEEEN!

 

[Dekstar]

He was said, but not pictured:

Or Colbert, Fillion, NPH, or the Tudyk:

My girlfriend agrees. I think she'd have a fight on her hands.

 

[Stylo]

Image Dump X (ALL POSTS MUST CONTAIN GAY)

If it aint gay - GO AWAY.

 

[staticprimer]

NPH. That's all that needs to be said.

 

[Shem]

If it aint gay - GO AWAY.

And don't you even think about Michael Bay.

 

[Danimal]

Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.

Also surprised that I saw only one mention of David Bowie and Trent Reznor respectively (As opposed to the hundreds I remember in the older threads on the same topic) in the furious skimming I did on this thread.

But anyway:

This is before I get into the cliche choices.

 

[JUL3]

Damon Albarn

/thread.
He is gorgeous.

 

[Raziaar]

Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.

Stephen Colbert is not a crack-addict! That is slanderous!

Also I never said anything about sex. I wouldn't **** anybody! But I would stroke Colbert's ego, and maybe precious.

Would you?

 

[Danimal]

I meant that dude from It's Always Sunny, he just has the typical high-pitched Crack-Voice, Crack-Ideals though the only thing he's missing is Crack-Sores. Crack.

I've never watched the Colbert show, it doesn't really seem that interesting - I've only ever seen images of him posted by you guys and I never really click the video links of him.

He seems like the kind of person who has some hidden ****ed up Enema fetish though, I'd only be down for it if he tells me first rather than "Pump now, ask later" - Otherwise he won't be happy with how I'm reacting (And spilling intestinal-gravy all over his children's carpet) the next morning.

Ask Naph.

 

[Krynn72]

Another one I realized, after buying his Ready for This? album on amazon earlier today.

 

[Yuri]

Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.

Also surprised that I saw only one mention of David Bowie and Trent Reznor respectively (As opposed to the hundreds I remember in the older threads on the same topic) in the furious skimming I did on this thread.

But anyway:
...

This is before I get into the cliche choices.

dude you cannot talk, russel brand is on your list apparently you weird ****ing weirdo from weirdoplanet

 

[JUL3]

Another one I realized, after buying his Ready for This? album on amazon earlier today.

THIS.
I love Tim Minchin.

 

[Danimal]

dude you cannot talk, russel brand is on your list apparently you weird ****ing weirdo from weirdoplanet

We would apathetically butt-**** each other in the centre of a dramatic ring made of ash-trays, broken bongs and syringes.

BUT WAIT! Who could forget the perpetually selfless Keanu Reeves? We wouldn't even have to bother with marriage, he's just cool like that.

Also Pes, it could get far worse than Russel Brand:

Matt Pike (born 1972) is an American rock musician best known as the guitarist of the influential doom metal band Sleep and frontman of High on Fire. He is quite well known in the metal scene for almost never wearing a shirt during live performances.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wzBZGFji7U

But shit! Now I'm on some kind of man-love roll:

Devin ****ing Townsend!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

What have I stubled into? *Briskly leaves thread*

 

[Mogi67]

FUK YUU DOLFEEEN!

ahhh trent

 

[Sheepo]

Good call on Tudyk, he always slips my mind.

 

[JUL3]

I <3 this thread. I keep remembering blokes who at some point I've thought, "He's hot." For example...

 

[morgs]

Every time I look at Owen Wilson front on it looks like he's pushing his nose against a window.

 

[JUL3]

Every time I look at Owen Wilson front on it looks like he's pushing his nose against a window.

Hahaha, he really does.

 

[Qonfused]

God Owen, fix your ****ing nose.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Jesus christ... there's gay, which is okay, really.

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[kineaesth]

omg JB[IMG][/QUOTE]

For a more terrifying opinion, please consult

[IMG]http://imgur.com/n2p2a.jpg

 

[JUL3]

J Biebs is so hot and attractive and talented and stuff. <3

It's Vince f*cking Manuele!

 

[Schall]

Maynard James Keenan

John Martyn

 

[Krynn72]

I was looking up Owen Wilson pics, because I remember his nose being even worse than that, but I found this and now I don't care.

 

[Mogi67]

Wayne Coyne (of the flaming lips)

 

[Wanted Bob]

Huge man crush on this guy:

 

[Stylo]

Huge man crush on this guy:

Gerard Butler is the epitome of manhood.

 

[Krynn72]

He's the epitome of bad acting.

 

[Naph]

Oh jesus Cillian Murphy.