Man cuts off own head with chainsaw in housing protest

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A ?vulnerable? man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

David Phyall?s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.

Detectives were today investigating the possibility that the 58-year-old killed himself rather than leave his home of eight years.
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acceptable thread title alternate: "how not to get ahead in real estate"

god those head taxes are murder

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

I gotta say, he's sort of awesome ..i mean to cut your own head off in one single cut takes skill ..although it's not something you can train for
 
Man, I wish I could find an austin powers clip of the head jokes :(.

"That's certainly no way to get a head in life."
 
You gotta put one FOOT in front of the other!


Damnit, I suck at these.
 
Another thread posted by YOU. Where do you find this shit, Stern?
 
Reminds me of Andromeda Strain in the convenience store. :bonce:
 
That should take a little weight off of his shoulders.
 
He'll certainly never be the head of a major corporation.
 
That guy must have some skill with a Chainsaw...

I got half-way then it got slightly tougher...:|

:dozey:
 
I'm amazed he was able to cut it clean off with a bloody chainsaw. I mean, surely you'd either pass out from the shock and pain; die when the chainsaw pierced vital brain to body connection in your neck; or head head head in head.

Hat's off?

/boo hiss
 
maybe a lot of things where passing trough his head?
 
The developers should have sent someone noggin on his door to give him a heads up so he wouldnt loose his mind and cut off his head like that.
 
Krynn72 said:
The developers should have sent someone noggin on his door to give him a heads up so he wouldnt loose his mind and cut off his head like that.
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Yeah but they didn't, did they? Oh no they just hide their heads in the sand.
 
He got evicted because he couldn't pay the rent anymore, it cost him an arm and a leg.







I'll get my coat.
 
I'm reading this thread and the word "circumsition" came into mind.

With a chainsaw?
 
He shouldn't have lost his head over such a simple matter.
 
Maybe he just lay down on the ground, placed the chainsaw over his neck, and let gravity do the work for him

Maybe I'm thinking about his techniques way too much
 
Maybe you're not thinking about his techniques enough.
 
I think he put the chainsaw on the floor, and then rammed his neck onto the spinning blade.
 
Cutting off your own head with chainsaw = manliest thing you could do
 
That reminds me of that Maddox article about manly ways to kill yourself.
 
I don't want to stick my neck out, but In situations like this, it's important to keep a cool head. Losing your head is the last thing you want to do.

Gosh, I hope he recovers.
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I read this as left-overs.
 
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