Man dies after sex with horse

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SEATTLE: A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said on Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that "the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon," a police spokesman said.

"The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web," said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's department.

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles (64 kilometers) southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

"If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues," Urquhart said.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1172665.cms
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o NOEZ LOL. TEH HORZIE KILT TEH MAN WIF TEH HUG WEENER. seattle too :x
 
i dont think that his death was accidental, it could have been suicide after he woke up with a bad hangover and saw his dick in a horse's ass.

i think that the horse should have looked at my siggy...
 
Kamikazie said:
i dont think that his death was accidental, it could have been suicide after he woke up with a bad hangover and saw his dick in a horse's ass.

i think that the horse should have looked at my location...
Uh... I think the horses dick was in HIS ass. That's why he's dead.
 
wow.....
umm...
That reminds me of that South Park Episode!
 
ROFL! Haha... you know... I luagh when people die but still... if you're that stupid...
 
I guess the moral here is to be careful what you put in your anus, as it may be too large.
 
I guess he's feeling a little hoarse...or a big one!

I thought he would ride out on Friday...but I didn't count on Friday riding him!

I think his methods to lead a horse to water were a little extreme!

I wonder if the horse that killed him was a Nightmare?

Q:What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A:Simple.A nice big kick in the AAAAss.



Maybe more equine jokes coming up...
 
gh0st said:
SEATTLE
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state

/me moves to Washington

I wonder if that inclues Furry sex too
 
Seattle you say...

What is the chance that the guy is a member from Valve? :p
 
Bring out the banjos, stop makin' out with your sisters and quiet tippin' over cows coz we got a new "my uncle bob"-story!

"My uncle bob died having anal sex with a horse... he's the hero of our family."
 
Pesmerga said:
/me moves to Washington

I wonder if that inclues Furry sex too


Furry sex is like doing it with a woman in a gorilla outfit?
 
LOL, for real..............

he fuked the horse and died!
 
Gorgon said:
he fuked the horse and died!
no, no, NO.

The horse ****ed HIM, RIGHT IN THE ASS, LEAVING HIS INTERNAL ORGANS IN RUIN. Thereby killing him.
 
obviously he didn't have enough practice... stupid n00bs, everyone knows you need to be able to take a baseball bat first, duh!:monkee:
 
/me makes a mental note to never, ever play baseball with Icarusintel
 
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