Man dies after sex with horse

[Shodan]

I think he's talking about this.

Didn't they play a more dirty version of that in Tron? (not the man, the movie.)

 

[jondy]

The horse ****ed HIM, RIGHT IN THE ASS, LEAVING HIS INTERNAL ORGANS IN RUIN. Thereby killing him.

How on earth does that work?

Yes, I do want a ****ing diagram :upstare:

 

[Que-Ever]

How on earth does that work?

Yes, I do want a ****ing diagram :upstare:

your rectum= (approx) 6", yes?
horses cock= (guess) at least a foot, yes?

I'll let someone else draw the diagram...

 

[jondy]

your rectum= (approx) 6", yes?
horses cock= (guess) at least a foot, yes?

I'll let someone else draw the diagram...

Slight misunderstanding... how would you get a horse to **** you? I mean, they're like.... tall.

EDIT: and this is creepy.

EDIT2: God damn it Persmerga.

 

[Pesmerga]

Yes, I do want a ****ing diagram :upstare:

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2286/diagram2wf.jpg

 

[jondy]

Well, this is the last beastiality thread I post in.

 

[Que-Ever]

Slight misunderstanding... how would you get a horse to **** you? I mean, they're like.... tall.

EDIT: and this is creepy.

I don't think "tall" is a very big issue...
(don't worry, it's just a guy standing next to a horse)

Granted, that is a rather small horse, but it still gets the point across. Just 'cuz a horse's head is higher up that yours, it's still got the neck to go down, then it's wang is on the bottom of the body.

As for getting it to **** you... I'd think you'd jsut tickle it's balls then bend over...?

 

[Shodan]

I don't think "tall" is a very big issue...
(don't worry, it's just a guy standing next to a horse)

Granted, that is a rather small horse, but it still gets the point across. Just 'cuz a horse's head is higher up that yours, it's still got the neck to go down, then it's wang is on the bottom of the body.

As for getting it to **** you... I'd think you'd jsut tickle it's balls then bend over...?

You sound more than experienced, almost qualified!

 

[kirovman]

I don't think "tall" is a very big issue...
(don't worry, it's just a guy standing next to a horse)

Granted, that is a rather small horse, but it still gets the point across. Just 'cuz a horse's head is higher up that yours, it's still got the neck to go down, then it's wang is on the bottom of the body.

As for getting it to **** you... I'd think you'd jsut tickle it's balls then bend over...?

Well, you're the expert, mate.

 

[Que-Ever]

What, are you guys insinuating that I bang horses? 'cuz... 'cuz I don't.

nope. Don't bang no harses =(

 

[Reginald]

What, are you guys insinuating that I bang horses? 'cuz... 'cuz I don't.

nope. Don't bang no harses =(

I prefer goats too actually.

 

[Chris D]

I'd be rather puzzled if it was the other way round. :|

Well, I imagine it could be done with a step ladder and then the horse taking exception to having something rammed up his arse then kicking back at the bloke, breaking his legs and hurtling him into the air and then deciding to rampage the bloke as he writhes around in pain.

 

[Pesmerga]

Well, I imagine it could be done with a step ladder and then the horse taking exception to having something rammed up his arse then kicking back at the bloke, breaking his legs and hurtling him into the air and then deciding to rampage the bloke as he writhes around in pain.

For a second I thought you were going to say something about the man's penis being broken off and dieing of blood loss.

Either way, it's best not to take a step on the wild side of sex.

 

[Sparta]

Well.......i'll i can say is that since it killed him i hoped he enjoyed it.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Good riddance.

 

[Shippi]

This thread is getting really disturbing

 

[ComradeBadger]

This thread is getting really disturbing

Getting?

Believe it was in the first place :|

 

[Razor]

This thread is getting really disturbing

At least they haven't posted pictures...yet :rolling:

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Actually, they have. :|

 

[chu]

Well atleast he ended on a high note.

 

[Pesmerga]

At least they haven't posted pictures...yet

Actually, they have.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2286/diagram2wf.jpg

Courtesy (or lack thereof) of Pesmerga.

 

[TwwIX]

This is just sick!















Can we have some pics?

 

[Dalamari]

The funniest part of this, is that this might not have been his first time, so he went to work, sat at an office (possibly bleeding from the anus) sitting around people that see him as a normal guy.

 

[Sparta]

Dalamari sounds like he's into this stuff


GET HIM!!!!!

 

[Greatgat]

O...M...G...

I mean, what in the living hell. I know about bestiality and all that jazz, but seriously. To have sex with animals be your cause of death? I bet there's not a lot of eye contact at THAT funeral.

 

[Que-Ever]

O...M...G...

I mean, what in the living hell. I know about bestiality and all that jazz, but seriously. To have sex with animals be your cause of death? I bet there's not a lot of eye contact at THAT funeral.

That would be the kind where no one cries, jsut sort of one big awkward silence. And the one guy in the back chuckling every now and then.

oh man, imagine if he had gone to his insurance!
"Hello, allstate"
"yes... A horse shoved his cock up my arse and now I can't stand up straight. Does my insurance cover that?"

ah ehll... I totally scrwed that joke up. But it gets the point across.

 

[Greatgat]

That would be the kind where no one cries, jsut sort of one big awkward silence. And the one guy in the back chuckling every now and then.

oh man, imagine if he had gone to his insurance!
"Hello, allstate"
"yes... A horse shoved his cock up my arse and now I can't stand up straight. Does my insurance cover that?"

ah ehll... I totally scrwed that joke up. But it gets the point across.

LOL, just imagine the eulogy.

"He was a good man, a kind man. He brought peace and love to many. He taught Blackie what the thrusting fire of love was, the spurting font of kindness, the towering shaft pounding into the wellspring of cavernous darkness. He brought the white into shadowy places."

 

[15357]

Never speak ill of the dead.

 

[Que-Ever]

Never speak ill of the dead.

I don't think we'd need to speak ill of this guy, everybody's already about as ill as they can get!

</benny hill>

 

[gh0st]

Never speak ill of the dead.

Um he was skewered by a ten foot long horse wiener.

I think he's asking for it. I wonder what the paramedics said when they showed up, as the horse is standing there with its gargantuan schlong going into his ass, and coming out his mouth.

 

[Yuri]

It was a cry for help. We should pity him, not poke fun.

..

...poke.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHA!! How do you think he got the idea?

One day, Mr. Finger was riding his stallion when he noticed the gigantic size of the creature's genetalia. "Why," he said, "I would rather like that up my arse someday." And so he did. Rest in peace, Mr. Finger.

 

[jondy]

O...M...G...

I mean, what in the living hell. I know about bestiality and all that jazz, but seriously. To have sex with animals be your cause of death? I bet there's not a lot of eye contact at THAT funeral.

Eye contact.... no.

 

[CyberPitz]

Eye contact.... no.

*eyes shifting around..wondering what to say...*
and a faint voice in the far back screaming
"PWND!"

 

[The Monkey]

I demand pics!

 

[CyberPitz]

I demand pics!

Do you get hard-ons while reading thru this thread too?

 

[jondy]

Do you get hard-ons while reading thru this thread too?

I don't appreciate the way you said 'too'.

 

[Kamikazie]

that is just wrong on so many different levels


...too...agh..

 

[CrazyHarij]

"the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon"

Yeah, very accidental. I mean, I watched this documentary about horses and man, do they have huge dongs. And when they start doing their work...
I can imagine it'd be like being speared.

 

[Shodan]

Yeah, very accidental. I mean, I watched this documentary about horses and man, do they have huge dongs. And when they start doing their work...
I can imagine it'd be like being speared.

What is so fascinating about bestiality?

Its just... disgusting. :|

 

[Milkman]

Why is it everytime I come onto this site, there is always a topic, with many replies, about beastiality?