Man has tree growing out of his lung

If you could grow them in your stomach it'd be like eating but without the effort.
 
If you guys don't stop with the puns I'll kick your ash.

Ok, ok, pine. 1 more.

Willow please make them tasteful though?
 
I thought you'd be maple to control yourself, Dog.
 
tree dude: Excuse me while I scratch my self...I have an itch
2nd dude: Ummm you didn't scratch yourself...I was watching you the whole time
3rd dude: yeah man, you are obviously lying
tree dude: oh yeah?!?! (shows them the young sappling they removed last week)
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tree guy: I guess they forgot the roots
2nd dude: WTF!!!
3rd dude:
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I ce what you did dar, but it wasn't very funny.. I birch ya didn't think it through all the way.
 
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I guess there are more people like this out there
 
He'll be better once you leaf him alone.
 
But seriously, this sounds like some plot of some lame 50s rEd Wood film.
 
That guy should really get off the weed.
 
“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”
It almost seems like people don't have a lot of feeling once a foreign object goes past one's esophagus. I've read multiple stories of people with stuff like this in their lungs but don't know it's there until they go to the doctor to complain of a cough or difficulty breathing, weeks or even months later. But this guy was tough enough to go for so long that he had a friggin' SAPLING in his lungs before he had it checked out. Friggin' Russians for ya. It's a good thing he finally made the decision to see a doctor.

After discovery, the patient said he thought the tree tasted deciduous.
 
Man... I dislike you more than I thought was possible.
 
Man... I dislike you more than I thought was possible.

Maple you should stop reading this thread. Man, this really leaves me pineing for the days when I used to sit around coming up with awful puns with my high school friends.
 
Don't worry, Sheepo's bark is worse than his bite.
 
I wonder if other people in the man's family tree have had similar problems.
 
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