Man thread

[Pi Mu Rho]

Ask yourself if it's worth the risk.

 

[lefty]

I dare you.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

PM it to me first to be safe.

 

[Operational]

What a striking carrot.

Spoiler

 

[Qonfused]

I didn't enter this thread with high expectations, so maybe that's why I enjoyed it so much.

 

[taviow]

Ask yourself if it's worth the risk.

Well, maybe...

Spoiler

HELL YEAH, this thread is now about food.

 

[lefty]

****, I want a milkshake.

 

[Qonfused]

 

[lefty]

You know what my thought process was when I saw that?

Kelis... hm... Oh, she wrote that milkshake song. I could really go for a milkshake. Then I remembered what I posted earlier.

 

[Operational]

Can I post tits? Will they torture me if I do?

Ask yourself if it's worth the risk.

You can't oppress me, I'll post tits if I want

Spoiler

 

[Qonfused]

We're, like, related.

 

[taviow]

Hell yeah, you are a real man.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I'll see your tits and raise you a pair of boobies.

Spoiler

 

[Qonfused]

I'll see your boobies and raise you a pair of knockers.

Spoiler

 

[lefty]

Check out these hooters

Spoiler

 

[SamuraiKenji]

This is the best thread in the history of HL2.net

 

[Slug Advisor]

Look breasts!

Spoiler

amidoingitright?

 

[Kamikazie]

I'll raise you some melons

Spoiler

 

[VirusType2]

This might be the most amazing chest you will ever see

Spoiler

 

[Lucid]

These might be the biggest nipples you'll ever lay your eyes on.

Spoiler

 

[VirusType2]

 

[Kamikazie]

But not as big as these jugs

Spoiler

 

[Shamrock]

This thread is now about Giant Sperm Whales.

 

[Qonfused]

Goddamn it.

 

[Kamikazie]

No, it's about Kamikazie's giant sperm the size of whales.

 

[Phobie]

Spoiler

 

[DEATHMASTER]

It's a man, maaaaaan.

 

[Kamikazie]

Phobie, you really scare me. I have to scrape out my eyes with a rusty spoon after that.

 

[VirusType2]

This loli might have mosquito bites, but look at her cute little pussy

Spoiler

 

[DEATHMASTER]

What's with only half the spoilered images appearing

 

[Kamikazie]

The spoil is that such a thing doesn't exist :O

 

[Shamrock]

Sperm whale to the rescue!

 

[Shamrock]

Wanna bet maaaaaaaan?

NSFW OH GOD NSFW

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That's either the sexiest thing I've ever seen or one of the worst.


I'll stick with the former.

D:

 

[lefty]

I jerk to that shit all the time. No, seriously.

I jerk to most things.

 

[Phobie]

Don't we all.

 

[Tyguy]

sperm whales rules the school....they dive thousands of feet, fight with giant squid, then come back up for air....and repeat all day

 

[lefty]

Don't we all.

Well, you do.

 

[Kamikazie]

That's either the sexiest thing I've ever seen or one of the worst.


I'll stick with the former.

D:

Because of this post I went in. And got lost in the jungle...

Mr. Tumnus anyone?

 

[Phobie]

sperm whales rules the school....they dive thousands of feet, fight with giant squid, then come back up for air....and repeat all day

Dolphins put half their brain to sleep at a time, dude.

Half their brain.

At a time.

 

[lefty]

Sounds like some people I know...