Man tries to renact Bruce Willis' sword scene from Pulp Fiction, fails miserably

haha, i heard about this on my way to work....what a nut
 
Yeah, he was only trying to help. Some jerks might just sit in their appartment even if they thought they were hearing a rape; this guy actually got off his ass and did something. Good for him. I say he should get a commendation, not criminal charges.
 
I heard they made the guy show the cops the exact scene in question
 
If he pays for the door frame and the lock, then what the hell is the problem??

He thought a woman was being raped, came in to stop it WITHOUT hurting anybody, and when he saw he was mistaken he left?

I wouldn't mind living near this guy....he's the kind of neighbor I'd want to have when somebody was breaking into my car.
 
The title would be changed if mods would just pay attention :(
 
Darkside55 said:
Yeah, he was only trying to help. Some jerks might just sit in their appartment even if they thought they were hearing a rape; this guy actually got off his ass and did something. Good for him. I say he should get a commendation, not criminal charges.
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I agree, it's clear he had no intent to harm. He was only trying to do the right thing, is the guy pressing charges?
 
Sucks for him. He was doing the right thing (albeit in a nerdy fashion).
 
lol imaginate been watching porn and sudenly someone whit a sword break through the door

btw I havent watched pulp fiction yet but is bruce willys in there?

no spoilers please
 
the man tried to do good, he should not be charged with shit.
 
<RJMC> said:
lol imaginate been watching porn and sudenly someone whit a sword break through the door

btw I havent watched pulp fiction yet but is bruce willys in there?

no spoilers please
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Yes he is, last time I checked. THAT EES ALL!

That guy is the kind of peson I would want as my best friend when the zombie apocalypse comes. Nothing beats a guy with a sword.....Not even.........A SAMURAI WITH A SWORD!
 
<RJMC> said:
lol imaginate been watching porn and sudenly someone whit a sword break through the door

btw I havent watched pulp fiction yet but is bruce willys in there?

no spoilers please
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Pulp Fiction is an awesome movie. Find it. Watch it. Watch it again.

That really does suck for the dude though. He can live near me! Shit i'll piss someone off just so he'll pop out with a Katana.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Yes he is, last time I checked. THAT EES ALL!

That guy is the kind of peson I would want as my best friend when the zombie apocalypse comes. Nothing beats a guy with a sword.....Not even.........A SAMURAI WITH A SWORD!
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what about a cat whit a sword?
 
Oh. That's different.

If cats were to ever gain access to swords, we'd all be ****ed. In the ass. With the swords. by the cats.

Yeah............You all have terminal BANANAIDS.
 
Cats Have Sword??

What? When?


Ahhhhh!!! We're All Gonna Die!
 
Cole said:
Cats Have Sword??

What? When?


Ahhhhh!!! We're All Gonna Die!
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Settle down jackass, they aren't here yet.

Now if you'll excuse me I must be off. My neighbor's cat can't drown itself you know!
 
Wow...

Here's a great follow-up article that adds even more humor to this situation.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=569088

He said the movie has no screaming that would suggest to someone a woman was in danger.

"It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks."
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Then there's this:

Stieghorst said the incident will not change his movie-viewing habits.

"No, way; I'm a man and I'm a normal person," he said. "But I think I will get some good headphones, maybe some wireless ones."
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lol
 
At least he actually tried to do something. God, you think thats bad, in this country if you try to defend your own home from a burgler or if you kill some physco trying to kill you YOU get arrested.
 
Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.
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"WHERE IS SHE?!"

*sword extended*

"I need to give her this. She left it at my place cause she was in such a hurry to get RAPED."
 
That's a pretty awesome guy. Why did he have a sword?
 
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I wonder what kind of ****ed up porn the neighbour was watching to make it sound like a rape.
 
Jeeze, you try and show some valiance these days, look where it gets you.
 
He shouldn't be charged, He should be given a cape and a superheroes name. Suggestions please?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's ... Mistakepornforrapeman!
 
JNightshade said:
Sucks for him. He was doing the right thing (albeit in a nerdy fashion).
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Well what do you expect, the article said he still lives with his mom. :p

Anyway, as long as he pays for that guys door, I really don't see why he should be charged with anything, after all, he was doing the right thing.
 
bvasgm said:
Anyway, as long as he pays for that guys door, I really don't see why he should be charged with anything, after all, he was doing the right thing.
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Apparently not -

But if Van Iveren was attempting to rescue what he thought was a woman in danger he was "obnoxiously late," said Stieghorst, who said he watched the movie between 1 and 2:30 a.m., but Van Iveren did not burst into his apartment until about 11:30 a.m.
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Highlander waited 8-9 hours to bust down the door.
 
lePobz said:
He shouldn't be charged, He should be given a cape and a superheroes name. Suggestions please?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's ... Mistakepornforrapeman!
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How about... the Porn Avenger!

Or... Mr. Rapestop!
 
ktimekiller said:
the man tried to do good, he should not be charged with shit.
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Yes he does, breaking and entering under false pretences is still breaking and entering. We have a police service for a reason, it is their job to uphold the law, not ours, especially whilst weilding a dangerous weapons.

If he really wanted to do the right thing he should have found a phone.
 
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