Married Republican caught admitting having affairs with Lobbyists

[CptStern]

lol

In a recording of the hearing broadcast by KCAL-TV in Los Angeles, the 54-year-old lawmaker talks about a recent sexual escapade with a woman he says is 18 years younger than him.

"I like spanking her," he is heard to say on the videotape. "She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah, that's cause you're such a bad girl.'"

He then brags about an affair he is having with another lobbyist.

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Duvall, a father of two, received a 100 percent rating from Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative advocacy group, for his votes on legislation considered pro-family during the 2007-08 legislative session.

teehee, when republicans get caught in a sex scandal it's always in the most spectacular fashion possible. but in all seriousness this is serious stuff because he's sleeping with lobbyists ..pretty sure that's as far they could possibly go in shifting a politicians view point to their POV

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[<RJMC>]

they could have been democratics spyes that where tempting him to get that

 

[David.Seth2]

ah, so is this the "sanctity" of marriage that republicans often speak of?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This is all a part of Obama's indoctrination plan.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

**** that's awesome. ****ing hot lobbyist bitches with opposite political views. Love it! Would be like ****ing a vampire woman.

 

[Raziaar]

You left out the best quote Stern.

"She wears little eye-patch underwear… the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot!… she's all, 'I am going ?up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Gross.

 

[Vegeta897]

"Caught admitting" ?

 

[Raziaar]

"Caught admitting" ?

Yes. What don't you understand about it? He wasn't aware he was being recorded. Telling a friend in secrecy doesn't mean you're intending to tell the world.

 

[Tyguy]

you mean he isn't gay??? i refuse to believe that, he must have a pool boy.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yes. What don't you understand about it? He wasn't aware he was being recorded. Telling a friend in secrecy doesn't mean you're intending to tell the world.

Of course it does! I intend on telling all your secrets to the world.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

But you're forgetting one thing, Vegeta. You're illiterate!

 

[Vegeta897]

Bihudfur!!

Iltubrunkg disiphi

Gwehehehehe.

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[jet_porkins]

That's great. When was the last time we created a thread about a married democrat who cheated on his wife?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ha Ha, democrats don't have wives. They're all homosexual men in civil partnerships.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The Democratic Party is a form of cult in which all men are actually wedded to each other.

This is actually the case with Republicans as well, but they do not have sex because every single person in the marriage has fallen out with and is punishing every other person in the marriage.

See also: the issue may be hypocrisy rather than adultery.

 

[CptStern]

That's great. When was the last time we created a thread about a married democrat who cheated on his wife?

hey when a democrat is caught admitting to cheating on tape then you can create a thread. I'm an equal opportunity muck raker so would welcome a democrat scandal for change. the problem is that they're mostly boring Sen So and So sleeping with his aide etc ...whereas republican scandals tend to involve underage boys, crack, secret groping rendevous in men's washrooms etc. to be perfectly honest the democrats are ****ing boring in comparison to the republican scandals

 

[Absinthe]

That's great. When was the last time we created a thread about a married democrat who cheated on his wife?

Because while adultery has no party affiliation - and everybody likes to pay lip service to family values - Republicans have specifically made it and other issues part of their moral brand.

Nutshell: Don't advocate your morals as a political platform when you're just as crappy and fallible as the next dude.

 

[CyberPitz]

You left out the best quote Stern.

"She wears little eye-patch underwear… the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot!… she's all, 'I am going ?up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Gross.

My GF said that just the other day...not in the exact words, but same context!

Kinda weird, first time I've heard it said ever is also when you posted this.

Wait, am I the Republican?!

DUN DUN DUUUNNN

 

[jverne]

You left out the best quote Stern.

"She wears little eye-patch underwear… the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot!… she's all, 'I am going ?up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Gross.

my kind of girl

 

[CptStern]

You left out the best quote Stern.

"She wears little eye-patch underwear… the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot!… she's all, 'I am going ?up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Gross.

when my wife and I were trying to start a family ..we joked that she shouldnt go up and down stairs just to make sure my boys werent swimming upstream :naughty:

 

[VictimOfScience]

I should have known this thread would be vile in the extreme!! I have not heard much that can top the grossness factor of politicians and lawmakers in bed with lobbyists--literally or otherwise!!

 

[jet_porkins]

All I'm saying is, where were the HL2.net point-and-laughers when the John Edwards thing blew up?

However,

to be perfectly honest the democrats are ****ing boring in comparison to the republican scandals

...this is hilariously true.