Master Chief pwned by Gordon

[WhiteZero]

I just saw this over on HL2 World (see Attachment).
Absolutely hillarious...
and no, this isn't flaming Halo, it's just humor. :thumbs:
(I actually rather enjoy Halo 2 Multiplayer)

 

[Jesus Lincoln]

Haha, owning halo in the gamerankings.com

 

[Cole]

for some reason I can't stop laughing lol...
Now we just need him owning Barney..

 

[DoctorGordon3]

Where did the term "pwned" originate from anyways?

 

[Steve]

That's good stuff, dude. Quite the funny.

 

[WhiteZero]

Where did the term "pwned" originate from anyways?

Someone made a typo in spelling "owned" and it just kind of spread. Notice that p and o are right next to eachother.

 

[DrunkPanda]

there's no way gordon could beat up master chief.

 

[WhiteZero]

there's no way gordon could beat up master chief.

Oh? The picture cares to differ!
:burp:

 

[DrunkPanda]

the master chief was already dead. gordon just stood there and posed next to him

 

[Steve]

the master chief was already dead. gordon just stood there and posed next to him

HA HA HA HA HA! Whose done that with like a snake or something? I know I have!

 

[alex_tripp]

i dont know, they both have pretty awesome pieces of armor, i just dont see gordon being able to kill the master chief with a crowbar, i mean the master cheif would be set up with a sick combo of a plasma rifle and smg

 

[WhiteZero]

i dont know, they both have pretty awesome pieces of armor, i just dont see gordon being able to kill the master chief with a crowbar, i mean the master cheif would be set up with a sick combo of a plasma rifle and smg

Gordon: *uses Super Gravity Gun against Master Chief, instantly killing him*
Gordon: *proceeds to ruthlessly beat Master Chief's lifeless body with the crowbar*
:rolling:

EDIT: Someone please make a Flash animation of that...

 

[Malfunction]

Yeah, Organic Gravity Gun > ANY HALO WEAPON.

And if Master Chief hops in a tank, Gordon will just bring down the console and fiddle with the Gravity Gun's weight limits.

FWNT BIATCH!

 

[destrukt]

And if Master Chief hops in a tank, Gordon will just bring down the console and fiddle with the Gravity Gun's weight limits.

So Gordon is a hacking noob ?

 

[WhiteZero]

Or he could whip out the rocket launcher and glow away the tank...
*shrugs*
Or just use the normal Gravity Gun on the tank, flipping it over.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

IMO Master Chief is a sissy who wears a bunch of armor and has to have big plasma guns to kill monsters, Gordon can just use his crowbar

 

[destrukt]

we were just having fun .. no need to come in and be all technical :|

IMO Master Chief is a sissy who wears a bunch of armor and has to have big plasma guns to kill monsters, Gordon can just use his crowbar

and master chief can punch them/use a sword/use a weapon. and master chief does do alot more hand-hand fighting than freeman .. so who's the sissy

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Someone needs to edit the combine soldiers skin and turn it into Master Chief!

 

[ne0_shiny]

lol
master chiefs suit power drains and makes the gg even BETTER
now it can pick up small planets

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

we were just having fun .. no need to come in and be all technical :|



and master chief can punch them/use a sword/use a weapon. and master chief does do alot more hand-hand fighting than freeman .. so who's the sissy

Hey, its not Gordons fault that Valve didnt put hand to hand fighting in Half Life

EDIT: and Master Chief can flip warthogs over with his hands so him punching an alien equals Gordon unloading a shotgun shell in an aliens face

 

[Asuka]

that doesnt look to bad : o

 

[DrunkPanda]

Hey, its not Gordons fault that Valve didnt put hand to hand fighting in Half Life

EDIT: and Master Chief can flip warthogs over with his hands so him punching an alien equals Gordon unloading a shotgun shell in an aliens face

yeah, which shows how awesome he is

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

yeah, which shows how awesome he is

He doesnt look too awesome in that picture :E

anyway, it was probably made by a HL2 fanboy such as myself

 

[DrunkPanda]

He doesnt look too awesome in that picture :E

anyway, it was probably made by a HL2 fanboy such as myself

after further observation i figured out that masterchief is messed up cuz the combine manipulated a car at gordon and masterchief dove in front of it to save gordon. gordon is holding his hand because he loves him. :E

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

"No no, master chief, I love you dont go, NO NO NO!"

"Gordon I'm in pain, end it now"
Hence Gordon raising a crowbar above his head

 

[destrukt]

^ hhaha.

 

[Ownzed]

HAHAHAHA, that's great stuff! Haha Halo..

 

[nX1]

howabout gordon and master chief and dog, and barney analy rape 5 striders

 

[Moto]

howabout gordon and master chief and dog, and barney analy rape 5 striders

Ok... :|

 

[Spartan]

I just saw this over on HL2 World (see Attachment).
Absolutely hillarious...
and no, this isn't flaming Halo, it's just humor. :thumbs:
(I actually rather enjoy Halo 2 Multiplayer)

Christ. More fanboy humour. Sometimes I wish that HL2 just wouldn't exist.

 

[WhiteZero]

Christ. More fanboy humour. Sometimes I wish that HL2 just wouldn't exist.

You apparently missed the last sentance there...
And I didnt make this.

 

[kenyo]

Christ. More fanboy humour. Sometimes I wish that HL2 just wouldn't exist.

your name is spartan, your in a hl2 furom, and he siad he like halo.
first off, exspect to see hl2 fanboys in a hl2 furom
second off, you look like a halo fanboy with that name and post there!
(this is not meant as a flame)

 

[Tantalus]

Also, MasterChief has the slight advantage of being mechanically/ genitcally altered. Gordon, however, depends on brains and a good physics engine.

 

[Chadda]

Master Chief is that the guy from Doom? Cause it sure looks like one of the characters you can choose.

 

[WhiteZero]

The helmets do look alot alike, don't they?