Max Tucker

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He's got a book out I've been wanting to read called "I hope they serve beer in hell"


Well I was googling him tonight and actually found most of the online.


Enjoy! They're very funny usually:

Here's buttsex stories
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/e...ies_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278


Blow Jobs
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_blowjob_follies.phtml#283

Breathalyzers
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_blowjob_follies.phtml#283

MILFs
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_and_his_first_milf.phtml#635

Fat girls
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_****s_fat_girl_hilarity_ensues.phtml#620

Masturbating
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_learns_to_masturbate.phtml#725
And here's the entire list of stories hehe
http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml
 
I remember my friend, Junior Year of High School got this book from his Dad, he read some stories to me from the book. I simply found them meh.
 
Uninspired and unfunny drivel that more often than not ends in, "And then there was vomit."
 
It's like listening to a drunk asshole talk about the chicks he's boned, except it's written in way-too-long installations.
 
Good writer, horrible role model. There are way too many "tucker wannabee's" in this world. Also, sorry to stomp on your parade but most of his stories are in fact fake.

Though the movie adaptation of the book I heard is actually pretty good.
 
cleverendeavouR said:
Prove it!
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You can't honestly believe the things this guy writes do you?

You said you googled him, I'm sure it must of been extremely hard to miss the many pages that expose his stories as overzealous and exaggerated accounts. Simply Tucker Max is just a drunk, supported and enabled by a rich family. The whole "Tucker Max" clique is a bunch of asskissing retards following a hack.
 
Everything on the internet is true! Otherwise my whole life has been a lie.
 
Where are all these newbies coming from lately? What's bringing them here?

What up, newbies?
 
Hope your not referring to me. I may not post a lot, but check out the join date.
 
That's OK, we're a pretty helpful bunch around here. Once you get to know us. Y'know.
 
i read every story on that site a while back and the kid is just a douchebag. Not to say some of them werent funny, but honestly, he needs to be torchered.
 
HobbesHax said:
You can't honestly believe the things this guy writes do you?

You said you googled him, I'm sure it must of been extremely hard to miss the many pages that expose his stories as overzealous and exaggerated accounts. Simply Tucker Max is just a drunk, supported and enabled by a rich family. The whole "Tucker Max" clique is a bunch of asskissing retards following a hack.
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I did see plenty of the random BLOGS saying they read it and THOUGHT it was fake. I've yet to see something actually credible say it's all fake.
 
Ahh, I love this guy...he's like me with a different name.
 
did you not think that was a joke and figured you would call him out on it or something?
 
cleverendeavouR said:
I did see plenty of the random BLOGS saying they read it and THOUGHT it was fake. I've yet to see something actually credible say it's all fake.
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Does it really matter?

Or do you think you might break down if the hand that wrote turned out to be inferior to the words it penned?

(Which would be saying something, by the sounds of things.)
 
Sulkdodds said:
Does it really matter?

Or do you think you might break down if the hand that wrote turned out to be inferior to the words it penned?

(Which would be saying something, by the sounds of things.)
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No it wouldn't matter, but I really don't think it's completely fake. Exaggerated maybe, all fake? No.
 
cleverendeavouR said:
No it wouldn't matter, but I really don't think it's completely fake. Exaggerated maybe, all fake? No.
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I didn't say all of his stories are fake. Even though the ones that are true are most likely still exaggerated; there probably are some things "actually" happened on his website. Just most of the things this guy says step waayy over the believable threshold for most people. I'm sorry if you disagree.
 
I have this book. Yes, the stories in it are utterly hilarious, but much like the author Tim Dorsey, the stories are probably fictional. Though it is quite possible that many of these situations DID happen, it's more likely that they were exagerated to an extreme.

Honestly, you have to laugh at the McGriddle Arguement, though.
 
Summary of "Max Tucker"'s stories:

Guy writes sex stories, where at least 80% of them are false.

Oh yeah, and some females vomit on him/shit on him during the sex/fake sex.

The end.
 
So one time I was ****ing this chick in the ass right? Well ok in the middle of it I feel something sharp poking my dick and I pull out to find teeth plopping out of her asshole.

That's why I became homosexual. True story.
 
I like tuker max and all this 'his storys are fake' stuff is bullshit.

He has evidence for a lot of his stories and he never wrote them to get famous, it was just between a few friends.

Can you show he fakes them? Or are you just going to slander someone without evidence - thats pretty low and easy to do.
 
I was having sex on this one girl and she was like no way, and I was like "BOOOOOMER!" and bile came squirting from her breasts.
 
Solaris said:
I like tuker max and all this 'his storys are fake' stuff is bullshit.

He has evidence for a lot of his stories and he never wrote them to get famous, it was just between a few friends.

Can you show he fakes them? Or are you just going to slander someone without evidence - thats pretty low and easy to do.
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please...read the story of the time he had butt sex with a girl while his friend was in the closet taping it. It's so obvious it's made up/embellished. Further, the friend just so happened to break the camera and threw out the tape. How convenient. :rolleyes:

The moment he realized he was gaining a sizable fan base he just starts lying. The guy is the embodiment of a douchebag and although some of his writing is funny, it's a pathetic attempt at gaining fame. But hey, whatever works.
 
Solaris said:
Can you show he fakes them? Or are you just going to slander someone without evidence - thats pretty low and easy to do.
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Solaris, wut?

"Slandering this complete egotistical douchbag who only earned money because his dad had a lot of it, and who has zero respect not only for women, but for most people in general, and writes about these people he's humiliated for his own self gain and self interest and then published these stories in books that he sells worldwide influencing other young egotistical males to be just as douchbaggy and utilitarian as him is....... where was I? Yeah, Slandering him is pretty low!"

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Also, taking a partially true story and then fabricating the hell out of it is "pretty easy to do" as well, especially on the internet. Have you seen the guy in real life? Heard him speak in real life? He's a dork.
The only reason you, or anyone else believes his stuff is because you want to believe it, because it is entertaining.
If some cocky douchbag on myspace was like "Yo dude, I fuked 300 chicks dude for real" you probably wouldn't believe him, but the second his stories become ridiculously elaborate and involve shitting on cocks and group vomiting, his stories become legit, right? :p
 
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