Me and Ikky, a love story.

[TheSomeone]

It was a fall thursday when I first saw him. I was exhausted from school, but I had finished all my homework. I then struck me that I could go on HL2.net, start a huge flame war, and make my day.

So I conceived the "0.999... = 1" thread, in which I battled against hordes of ignorance, all alone, until Ikerous fought by my side. I had never heard of this member before, but already he was proving himself to be a beautiful human being.

It was instant love. Our very first IM messages make it very clear:

Session Start (EmmDoubleEw:Tw33k3l2): Thu Oct 06 20:53:24 2005
[20:53] Emm.DoubleEw: Hi I love you
[20:53] Tw33k3l2:
[20:53] Tw33k3l2: <3

Since then, do you know how much we've conversed on AIM. What's your guess, 20 pages? 50? 100????









over 750 pages

Ikerous, I will ask you this only today and never again. If my beautiful middle school science teacher won't, will you marry me?

 

[Ikerous]

You're so ****ing queer man...

(Yes. <3)

 

[Thread]

 

[TheSomeone]

Plenty more love from where its comin from.

[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: member no. 6 of the Salt Club
[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: in his sig
[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: obviously somethins goin on
[21:49] Tw33k3l2: :O
[21:49] Tw33k3l2: If we're getting married i wont have any of this


:O

 

[Teta_Bonita]

D :

 

[TheSomeone]

[20:30] Tw33k3l2: i like how whenever you make a math thread it spawns into other math threads on the same topic
[20:30] Emm.DoubleEw: I like how whenever I make a math thread it gets locked and everyone hates me

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Are you bovine?

 

[Ikerous]

Threads about cats and white shoes... always quite fun

Emm DoubleEw: [21:34] Tw33k3l2: beastiality is a serious topic that neeeds to be addressed in our society.
[21:34] Tw33k3l2: just google it and you'll see how rampant it is among our youth population
Emm DoubleEw: amazing
Emm DoubleEw: this was back in 2005

 

[Yuri]

You thought I hated you but I don't.

DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING?! ;(

 

[Ikerous]

You thought I hated you but I don't.

DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING?! ;(

Dude, polygamy ftmfw, amiright?

 

[TheSomeone]

Hhaha, so much ramapant homsexual jealousy in this thread. <3 all of you, but me an ikky are fiances now.


Tw33k3l2: haha, my sister got an email from her gf. "I was wondering if you can print me up a picture of a HORNET and a YELLOW JACKET. They are both bugs; like bees sort of." She had to explain what they were XD Ppl have low expectations for my sister


hahah, me and ikky almost break up: (long time ago)
[20:16] Emm.DoubleEw: maybe he has lil didlo up his ass
[20:16] *** Auto-response from Tw33k3l2: RaKion
[20:16] Emm.DoubleEw: i dunno
[20:16] Emm.DoubleEw: god damn you and your gay game
[21:10] Emm.DoubleEw: be back
[21:10] Emm.DoubleEw: fag
[21:13] Emm.DoubleEw: goddamit
[21:13] Emm.DoubleEw: gimme your phone number

 

[Shamrock]

Honestly, wtf?

 

[ktimekiller]

Right....

 

[Yuri]

I'm not jealous, you f*cker!

F*ck you!!!





...


;(

 

[CREMATOR666]

I Congratulate This New Hl2.net Couple!!

 

[Dumb Dude]

Honestly, wtf?

Exactly.....

 

[Thread]

Plenty more love from where its comin from.

[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: member no. 6 of the Salt Club
[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: in his sig
[21:49] Emm.DoubleEw: obviously somethins goin on
[21:49] Tw33k3l2: :O
[21:49] Tw33k3l2: If we're getting married i wont have any of this


:O

=)

<4

 

[The Brick]

:|


..but congratulations.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Tell me if you need someone to minister the wedding...or a caterer

 

[Thread]

cremator can come too.

 

[Darkwolf]

Honestly, wtf?

QFE



lawl :thumbs:
*flees*

 

[DreadLord]

The Someone = Bride of Chucky?

 

[TheSomeone]

[23:11] Emm.DoubleEw: hows that curch on Kings Rd
[23:11] Tw33k3l2: nope
[23:11] Emm.DoubleEw: hows the one on idaho ave
[23:12] Tw33k3l2: omg i saw a street named "idaho"
[23:14] Emm.DoubleEw: prolly on your way drivin down bear valley parkway
[23:14] Tw33k3l2: LOL
[23:14] Tw33k3l2: thats so creepy
[23:14] Tw33k3l2: frickin stfu man

 

[CREMATOR666]

I will crash this wedding

 

[Naudian]

...

 

[Danimal]

what About Cyperpitz, Ikky@!?

 

[Ikerous]

He's just good for sheep porn.
Not really a take home kinda guy

 

[ríomhaire]

*waits for Cyberpitz to see thread*

 

[99.vikram]

Mom was right. The internet is evil

Oh, and congratulations on this wierd union :thumbs:

 

[Steven]

TheSomeone is a cow?

 

[15357]

I report this new couple to the State Security Department for obcenities!

 

[Dumb Dude]

TheSomeone is a cow?

 

[sinkoman]

TheSomeone is a cow?

 

[Shippi]

But.. why the hell do you post these threads? No one cares