meet the female team

[Combine_Advisor]

 

[monkeyclass]

kinda all have the same shape of their bodies... Well funny idea

 

[Jintor]

It's been done.

It's been done so many times.

 

[Vegeta897]

In higher resolution at that.

 

[bbson john]

Requesting high resolution

 

[Combine_Advisor]

cant find it...

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh you said high resolution, sorry.

It's in the image dump you slags.

 

[bbson john]

I cannot fin it, dude.
Would you mind posting it here?

 

[average_d]

engi-ess is the hottest

 

[Combine_Advisor]

engi-ess is the hottest

no the demowoman is

 

[Vegeta897]

My bad, it was in the desktop thread. You slags.

 

[Absinthe]

Too much sexy anime boobs, not enough TF2 flair.

Seriously, if you saw the male engineer ****ing the female one, it would look scary as all hell.

 

[Vegeta897]

That shit is shitty American toonage more than anime.

 

[Absinthe]

Either way it has to go.

After I fap.

 

[Vegeta897]

Yeah I don't like it either.

Though, the pyro, tbh...

 

[Mech Man]

Least its got nipples...

 

[Mech Man]

Nuh-uh , scout or eng is! No wait , the pyro. :naughty: Wait what am i saying they are f**king cartoons.

 

[Mech Man]

So you are saying we should all go out and cut our GF's (or a girl that you like's) knees off because its "cute"?

 

[Lucid]

Scout and Spy > *

 

[Mech Man]

but just... push her down so that she scrapes her knees and has to put bandaids on them. SUPER CUTE. <3

That made my day.

Edit : Sig'd

 

[Para]

Antigrav boobs and crappy art style oh and look nipples tee-hee-hee...not. Seriously, this is why I don't want female models to TF2, if you want to masturbate on video game characters then feel free to do it but don't infect the general populace with your less-than-normal behavior.

(I originally thought of comparing this to actual pornography but considering my last 30+ posts have been quite flamy I most likely would've get banned for that)

 

[Mech Man]

I was merely pointing out that there are nipples , i aint into that kind of stuff. Besides were just messing about , not like were saying "Ok listen up , we want you to stare at cartoon boobs , OR ELSE!"
again im not into that kind of stuff.

 

[-Psy-]

Would never fit into TF2 to be honest.

 

[Mech Man]

Nope , not at all.

 

[Para]

I was merely pointing out that there are nipples , i aint into that kind of stuff. Besides were just messing about , not like were saying "Ok listen up , we want you to stare at cartoon boobs , OR ELSE!"
again im not into that kind of stuff.

Not aiming directly at you, I'm just starting to get fed up with these prepubescent masses of weirdos wanting to masturbate on cartoony women who have been pushing their hopes of getting female models to TF2 for a while now. It's frustrating.

 

[Mech Man]

I couldnt care less if there are female models or not. Just as long as they dont make them have an unfair advantage or something. And yeah i find it a little creepy that people actually masturbate over this type of thing but its not for me so i let em get on with it (oh god that sounds cheesy).

 

[AJ Rimmer]

It would have been great if in the middle of these super-skinny super-boobaged women, was a huge ****ing russian gal with shoulders as broad as your door holding the mini-gun looking as if she could break the other girls in two with her thighs. That would have made up for it all. Sadly, not.

 

[Mech Man]

I was hoping for that too , but all we got was a really tall chick.

 

[ríomhaire]

Rubbish. It's just some stupid hourglass-shaped cartoons in more revealing versions of the current team's clothes. There isn't a trace of personality coming off anyone of them.

Spy is the hottest, BTW.

 

[Mech Man]

Spy is the hottest, BTW.

Didnt you just contradict the rest of your post by saying that?

 

[ríomhaire]

No. Just because I think they'd be a rubbish addition to TF2 doesn't mean I can't judge their physical appearances in the same way you can think a girl is good looking but would rather shoot yourself than actually going on a date with her because she is the most asinine person in existence.

 

[Mech Man]

Good come back.

 

[Druckles]

That's bizzarely attractive. I hope they never produce female skins. I'd never be able to concentrate :|

 

[Vegeta897]

but don't infect the general populace with your less-than-normal behavior.

Because a bunch of horny teens are going to cause Valve to put in female tf2 models? Give me a break.

Valve is one of the few game companies that doesn't put in a super sexy female lead or co-lead in their games. They don't ****ing pander to the masses. There is no threat, so keep your needless rage to yourself.

 

[morgs]

I would imaging if Valve were to make a female version of the heavy, it would look practically the same as the male, bar some blond pigtails and maybe a mustache.

 

[Jintor]

I've tracked down the ones that most preserve Valve's sense of style and/or are pretty much direct clones of what we already have.

Exhibit One: Everything from Heroes-Shadow (who sadly left HL2.net due to some altercations with someone or the other)

Exhibit Two: A decent animuz-ish interpretation of the Scout

Exhibit Three: HEAVY WEAPONS GIRL

Exhibit Four: ChemicalAlia's Goodstuff

...and most everything else I could find on DevART was complete shit. Enjoy!

/EDIT I liked this one, too:

 

[Vegeta897]

Nice post.

 

[monkeyclass]

Nice one there!
I couldnt care less if there were female characters or not, but if Valve was ever to make female characters, then it should be player controlled what to see, just like graphic settings.

 

[bbson john]

And I think the number of female and male character should be balanced, as I don't want to see female class everywhere without a male class.

 

[Cap'n Sharkbait]

Mod Please!!!