"Meet the..." videos

[bbson john]

Where are they?
Did Valve stop making the new ones?

 

[PorkPi]

There are still two more on the way. I think they've been busy doing cinematic stuff for L4D2 for a while. We may see one with the next big update.

 

[Xaxor]

It would be fitting to have the 'last' video be a double of sorts, with the Medic providing some psychoanalytic therapy for the Pyro. So many opportunities.

 

[PorkPi]

The medic isn't in the position to give therapy to ANYONE.

 

[Xaxor]

Exactly.

 

[PorkPi]

Oh I see what you did there!

 

[Danimal]

I think they should make a "Meet the Bots" video, too.

 

[PeteyMax]

"Meet the VAC" video. That would rock.

Just see a Heavy sprinting a crossed 2fort suddenly, BANT!

 

[Shem]

"Meet the VAC" video. That would rock.

Just see a Heavy sprinting a crossed 2fort suddenly, BANT!

I fail to see how this would rock.

 

[Paskiewicz]

"Meet the Bots" video, too.

Do you think they can talk? x3

 

[ríomhaire]

After Medic and Pyro they should have Meet BLU and have it an all out brawl between the two teams.

 

[Danimal]

Do you think they can talk? x3

I was being serious!

You could make a little storyline about the Engineer creating these close-to-realistic robotic copies of his team mates and himself, though they have some highly-distorted robot voice thing.

When all the characters eventually overthrow the announcer, the bots could be used as some kind of distraction!

"You bumbling fool, Heavy! You let them slip right through!"
"ERROR"
"What?!"
etc.

 

[Paskiewicz]

Oh! I thought you were talking about auto players.

 

[cheetahben]

I heard from a friend on Steam chat that Meet the Pyro will be last; and he/she/it will be unmasked.

My theory? The pyro is the Scout's mother.

 

[Paskiewicz]

Pyro has a pink purse in her locker I've noticed that at YouTube.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I heard from a friend on Steam chat that Meet the Pyro will be last; and he/she/it will be unmasked.

My theory? The pyro is the Scout's mother.

And the pyro is the daughter of Gordon and Alyx who are related and their Dad is the Gman! D:

Nah.

 

[Barnz]

I heard from a friend on Steam chat that Meet the Pyro will be last; and he/she/it will be unmasked.

You have no friends.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Pyro has a pink purse in her locker I've noticed that at YouTube.

His locker. His.

 

[Paskiewicz]

His locker. His.

Excuse me. I was wrong. It wasn't pink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfz6-nNANBE&feature=related

 

[Ezra]

You have no friends.

A man can dream can't he?

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

If I were to encase a mountain of shit and dog semen in a loosely fitting poncho and carefully balance an astronaut helmet on top of it, I wonder how many fat, sweaty nerds would flock around it and fap off to the possibility it was a woman before I shattered all their pathetic dreams.

Apparently Valve had the same idea.

When I am old and overweight and possibly insane, perhaps I will wear a rubber suit and a gas mask. No one will question my bulging gut or raspy wheezing, preferring to instead ponder on how voluptuous my teenage girly boobs are. I'll get courtesy and compliments from every nerd I meet.

Why don't you people get a clue and start fantasising about Alyx instead like a REAL VALVE NERD DOES.

I'm saving this post, just in case.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I'm saving this post, just in case.

The **** do you mean, "just in case"? Just in case he's right? If so, WHARRRGARBL!!!!!!! otherwise, I'm only semi disturbed by your lack of faith.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Meet Saxton Hale would be amazing

 

[Zhurgoul]

Meet Saxton Hale would be amazing

Saxton Hale glares angrily at the camera for fifteen minutes before punching it with his moustache.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Count me out. Not big on 3D models of grotesquely-muscled men in crotch-length cutoffs. Aussie accents I can take or leave, but I can only take Hale's appearance in small, 2D drawn doses.