Messing everything up

Just remember to "ask" for it the correct way....

Bad: "Can I have your number?"
Ok: "What is your number"
Good: "I have to get going, give me your number so we can continue this conversation another time"
 
In case you're grossed out by this stuff
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I've been healing for two days
 
Corp. Sheepo, that is the deepest impact wound I've ever seen. D:


Congratulations.
 
Holy shit, did phantomdesign's expression change slightly?
 
hey...wasn't there a similar thread posted a year or so ago? some forumite showing off and getting hurt...



oh and you suck Sheepo for wasting such an awesome chance to get laid. let the scars remind you of the day you failed to do her!


nah...buddy i'm just kidding. :E it could have been a lot worse, you could have torn your pennor off.
 
Sulks brought up a 6 month old thread? To say "Groo"?

Wtf is happening...
 
hey...wasn't there a similar thread posted a year or so ago? some forumite showing off and getting hurt...



oh and you suck Sheepo for wasting such an awesome chance to get laid. let the scars remind you of the day you failed to do her!


nah...buddy i'm just kidding. :E it could have been a lot worse, you could have torn your pennor off.

That actually occured to me the other day. If the dock had been slightly different, I could have rammed the wall with my scrotum.

Also, wtf.
 
I was happy thinking Virus was back. Then I saw the date.

God damn it Sulk.
 
How bizarre. This was at the top of my lounge page. Sorry guys.

SHEEPO

YOU WILL GIVE US UPDATES.
 
holy ****!! my memory is better than i though!

i didn't even look at the date of this thread, cause i thought it was new...but now i see it's old...and my time error is just 50% off....i impressed my self.

do you know how far reaching implications does this have...the "sister ****ing" thread my very well existed, at a certain point. man i love this pseudo psychological mystery solving :upstare:
 
How bizarre. This was at the top of my lounge page. Sorry guys.

SHEEPO

YOU WILL GIVE US UPDATES.

Indeed. Tentative date for progress: February 3.

Unless you were talking about my knees, which just have 3 unusually large scars on them.
 
I met a girl on Friday.

I went on a date with her on Monday.

I'm going to stay round her house on Friday.






REGINALD DON'T MESS AROUND BITCHES.
 
REGINALD IS A STALKER.


Get out of here stalker.
 
lol phantom, every girl you take a picture with looks absolutely fake.

also

GUMS AND LIPS

ahh...stop bitching. it's not like you're gonna **** her mouth...well, maybe not the entire time
 
UNSHATTERED KNEECAPS STUPID

I was gonna say 'a large advantage', but I realized I would just be setting you up for a cock joke.
 
Yes, all my girls are silicone & that's not the girl I made out with Saturday. I'm more excited about the girl I'm meeting tomorrow. I'm slick though, I invited her out on a day I happened to have some (free) VIP reservations.

lol phantom, every girl you take a picture with looks absolutely fake.

also

GUMS AND LIPS
 
The sad reality is that's probably the closest a hl2.net member has got to a girl. Of course except me.







Just joking hl2.net I love you.




Bunch of geeks.....

Mellish, you know shit about girls.
 
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