Metroid Movie News....

[Lt. Drebin]

Well.....this is officially a "what in the name of GOD are they thinking thread".

The live-action Metroid movie is coming soon as most of you know. Until recently it lacked a script and a director.

I'm speechless to be honest....they named Uwe Boll as the director and a script was penned that is not like the game. I want to cry. I seriously feel tears coming.....why does this shit always happen??

I'm not going to rant, but how many awful movies does this guy have to make before studios simply stop hiring him?? What does it take?? This is not House of the Dead he's about to massacre, this is a beloved video game franchise.... :angry: . And what is so difficult about the Metroid story?? Goddamit.

http://cube.ign.com/articles/600/600860p1.html

 

[Ames]

Well, it's definitely going to be crap.

 

[KagePrototype]

Variety also didn't report any of this because it's an April Fools joke.

Silly.

 

[Ames]

Silly.

Pffft, it's April 2nd now. WHY? WHY?



I still think it's going to be crap.

 

[KagePrototype]

Pffft, it's April 2nd now. WHY? WHY?



I still think it's going to be crap.

The article is dated 1st April, so no excuse.

 

[Lethal8472]

So if I get this straight, Samus is going to be played by a mexican girl, she's going to be a scientist on Earth, and the Space Pirates and Chozo are not involved in any way? And the director himself said he hates the gamecube because the games are too juvenile? ::vomits:: :x

 

[KagePrototype]

Just in case someone didn't get the memo:

It's an April Fools joke

i.e. not true, a joke, not happening.

 

[Lt. Drebin]

Just in case someone didn't get the memo:

It's an April Fools joke

i.e. not true, a joke, not happening.

:naughty:

I didn't notice this yesterday...better late than never I guess.

I found it amusing...at least one guy replied in some kind of anger over Uwe Boll's next project....lol.

 

[satch919]

Whew!

Uwe Boll is a discrace to the movie industry. Whoever finances his movies are freakin nuts!

 

[Asknoone]

Whew!

Uwe Boll is a discrace to the movie industry. Whoever finances his movies are freakin nuts!

Agreed. Dam him to hell.

 

[Lethal8472]

Congradulations people, I now feel like an idiot. :|

 

[Computer5k]

That made me sad until I realized it was a joke

My opinion of Uwe Boll: http://www.uweboll.com/

 

[Asknoone]

That made me sad until I realized it was a joke

My opinion of Uwe Boll: http://www.uweboll.com/