Mexican man with millions (funny story inside).

[hool10]

The businessman arrived at the Treasury Department carrying a suitcase stuffed with about $5.2 million in petrified, nearly unrecognizable bills. He asked to swap it for a cashier's check.

For years, authorities say, he and his family have popped in and out of U.S. banks, looking to change about $20 million in decaying $100 bills for clean cash, offering ever-changing stories:

? It was an inheritance.
? Somebody dug up a tree and there it was.
? It was found in a suitcase buried in an alfalfa field
? A relative found a treasure map.

Prosecutors don't accuse Felhaber of involvement with drugs. Court documents leave open the possibility that somebody stumbled across a cache of abandoned drug money in the Mexican desert.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/28/buried.millions.ap/index.html
So I guess you can get away with this crime a ton of times, if you claim you can't speak English.

 

[VirusType2]

holy **** why can't it be me


All the foolish Mexicans coming to America to make some money. The money is in Mexico! You stepped right over it in the desert!

 

[hool10]

What I'm wondering is how big this "suitcase" is and also what the man has spent the money on. This is a general idea of what I think the suitcase looked like, every time he went to the bank: