Miscellaneous III: EXTREME Edition

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But if that’s not enough, there’s one achievement I was told about that will make you wince. It’s called ‘Testikill’ and, you guessed it, it involves crushing your opponent’s, uh, man area. I didn’t see this performed (thankfully), but the Midway rep went into detail about it. Trying to keep this post as PG as possible, I can say is that if you’ve ever wondered what testicles looked like when they rupture, well, you’ll find out.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
But if that?s not enough, there?s one achievement I was told about that will make you wince. It?s called ?Testikill? and, you guessed it, it involves crushing your opponent?s, uh, man area. I didn?t see this performed (thankfully), but the Midway rep went into detail about it. Trying to keep this post as PG as possible, I can say is that if you?ve ever wondered what testicles looked like when they rupture, well, you?ll find out.
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I'll never eat grapes again.
 
bash my cat with a banjo then spread mayonnaise between my toes while i brush my teeth
 
AKIRA said:
bash my cat with a banjo then spread mayonnaise between my toes while i brush my teeth
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That also is a disturbing though. Do you bash the cat first, THEN spead mayo between your toes while brushing your teeth? Only in Canada is such a feat possible.

BTW, I don't know why, but the sound of bashing someone or something with an acoustic guitar or the guitar itself being the bashee is the most f**king hilarious sound ever. Wish I had I .wav file I could post to demonstrate.

BTW, I'm a tad eccentric too and have a strange sense of humor so disregard my thoughts if acoustic guitar bashing doesn't sound funny to anybody.
 
Saturos said:
That also is a disturbing though. Do you bash the cat first, THEN spead mayo between your toes while brushing your teeth? Only in Canada is such a feat possible.

BTW, I don't know why, but the sound of bashing someone or something with an acoustic guitar or the guitar itself being the bashee is the most f**king hilarious sound ever. Wish I had I .wav file I could post to demonstrate.

BTW, I'm a tad eccentric too and have a strange sense of humor so disregard my thoughts if acoustic guitar bashing doesn't sound funny to anybody.
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no, im asking you to bash my cat with a banjo then spread mayonnaise between my toes all while im brushing my teeth.

but also....whip a turtle at the closet and teach your cat piano while i trim als lawn
 
AKIRA said:
no, im asking you to bash my cat with a banjo then spread mayonnaise between my toes all while im brushing my teeth.

but also....whip a turtle at the closet and teach your cat piano while i trim als lawn
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/me scratches head :|

Oh, somebody post an acoustic guitar bashing .wav to make me LOL for the day. I'd appreciate it.
 
Saturos said:
That also is a disturbing though. Do you bash the cat first, THEN spead mayo between your toes while brushing your teeth? Only in Canada is such a feat possible.

BTW, I don't know why, but the sound of bashing someone or something with an acoustic guitar or the guitar itself being the bashee is the most f**king hilarious sound ever. Wish I had I .wav file I could post to demonstrate.

BTW, I'm a tad eccentric too and have a strange sense of humor so disregard my thoughts if acoustic guitar bashing doesn't sound funny to anybody.
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EEEEEEEEEEL ka BONG!
 
VirusType2 said:
Bong. I shouldn't have sold it.
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Oh crap Virus. Now everyone's gonna start talking about weed already and deter me from my mission to get an acoustic guitar bash .wav

I wanna acoustic guitar bash .wav! :frown:
 
I was talking about the masked horse hero of the west.
 
Saturos said:
Oh crap Virus. Now everyone's gonna start talking about weed already and deter me from my mission to get an acoustic guitar bash .wav

I wanna acoustic guitar bash .wav! :frown:
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Best I could do without a wood break sound that I was too lazy to find. It's an older file, before I got organized.

5 different Boing WAVs
bango boing.zip - 0.67MB


get me a wood smash sound or whatever and I'll mix it. Should have just looked for a guitar smash sound with google if you really want it.
 
VirusType2 said:
Best I could do without a wood break sound that I was too lazy to find. It's an older file, before I got organized.

5 different Boing WAVs
bango boing.zip - 0.67MB


get me a wood smash sound or whatever and I'll mix it. Should have just looked for a guitar smash sound with google if you really want it.
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Actually, that does sound pretty damn funny. Mixed with some wood breaking would sound closer to the genuine thing too.

You've watched Kill Bill Vol.2 before haven't you? Remember when they were fighting in Budd's trailer and smashed his guitar? Hahahahaha! :LOL: Pure gold. It's like JA *crack* JING!
 
Watching Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe talking about cod sperm is hilarious.
 
Watching cod sperm with hilarious jobs talking about Mike Rowe is dirty.
 
Sup guys what are you doing tonight, I know what im doing tonight

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I'm gone for a F*CKING WEEKEND and THIS happens? WHAT THE SHIT GUYS. F*CK.

Skiing was shit awesome, man. Saturday was amazing weather, SUnday similarly good but a tad windy. I skied like the wind.
 
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