MISCELLANEOUS: The Great Redemption

[Shakermaker]

This thread reads like a Twitter feed.

 

[nipples]

why not punch the ****er?

I didn't know if he was serious or not. Plus I'm friends with his brother, who would have been all "dude what the f***?"

 

[Kula Meenur]

You should be given cattle prods for round number two. Everytime somebody looks away, doesn't look immaturely aggresive or blinks they get a shock.

 

[Sheepo]

Just ran three miles. Holy shit it takes a lot out of you, but it feels great as you do it.

Ran by a black cat. I walked by one yesterday. How many black cats' paths have I crossed in my life? I think these are the first times I've been consciously aware of it.

 

[nipples]

You should be given cattle prods for round number two. Everytime somebody looks away, doesn't look immaturely aggresive or blinks they get a shock.

Best idea I've heard all day.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Riding to the beach. Good fun ahead!

 

[Raziaar]

I watched Ken Park and I want at hour and a half of my life back.

 

[Skaadi]

The class I taught today went awesomly! I did not feel like slapping a single of one those kids.

They're muchly adorable.

On a suckier note a woman I know just found out she has malignant tumours in both breasts.

 

[Raziaar]

The class I taught today went awesomly! I did not feel like slapping a single of one those kids.

They're muchly adorable.

On a suckier note a woman I know just found out she has malignant tumours in both breasts.

That sucks.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My week long suspension from school ends today. On my birthday. Isn't that just grand? Shit no it isn't.



brblol

 

[G(ordon)-man]

My broken finger healed. I think i am going to finger-skate now.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Paper or Tech-Deck?

 

[ChiliFan]

My college is organising a trip to the British Grand Prix. Is this a dream.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Self-made steel

Took me freaking 3 weeks to make one. And to get steel.

I have 2 Tech-Decks though.

 

[Jintor]

My week long suspension from school ends today. On my birthday. Isn't that just grand? Shit no it isn't.



brblol

Why'd you get suspended maggot?

 

[Ennui]

^^^^ I want to know the story behind this as well.

Today is good! It's raining so I can justify skipping my jogging class, giving me plenty of time to finish the paper I have to turn in this afternoon, at which point I'll also take a jaunt to Franklin St. to buy more cigarettes before meeting up with a cute Russian girl I'm currently chasing to get dinner and potentially talk her into hanging out with me for the rest of the night. If not, I'll just come back and smoke a few bowls and clean up my room and play Starcraft LAN with my friends all night. And I just got up.

Unrelated side-note: Slightly Stoopid is a good morning band.

 

[Rizzo]

Hypocrite.

Yeah I know... I feel dirty.

Anyways... Im broke. Need cash fast!

 

[Kamikazie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

 

[Raziaar]

Oh god...

Those commercials are so annoying.

EDIT:

I'm making games!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why'd you get suspended maggot?

Cursed out and threatened my entire class plus the teacher there at the time because they're all a bunch of ****ing idiots who never shut up. 'Twas a good vacation while it lasted.

 

[Qonfused]

^ D:

Just heading off to my last class of the day... this weekend is shaping up to be reeeeealll chill.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Did it involve the words "you ****ing whities?"

 

[Iron Kat]

I've just done something very stupid and am very pissed off about it. Shall I elaborate?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Please do.

 

[Ennui]

Indeed. I love hearing about other people being stupid, it's the reason I stay on the internet.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Did it involve the words "you ****ing whities?"

Should have involved my foot in someone's ass.

 

[Sheepo]

http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/

*refresh*

*refresh*

 

[nipples]

I love when people in school I don't talk to know me and call me famous.

 

[dfc05]

I got into all the grad schools I applied to.... and now I don't know which one to go to.

i hate decisions

 

[Dog--]

Gladiator has the most epic death ever, am I right?

 

[Jintor]

I'm going to go ****ing pull weeds out of the garden! Hoo-fluffing-ray.

Then I'm gonna help take Grandpa to the hospital for his monthly checkups. That's pretty cool. I'll probably get a coke out of it, too.

 

[Iron Kat]

Please do.

Indeed. I love hearing about other people being stupid, it's the reason I stay on the internet.

Ok. I'd just ripped a compilation on my computer but it couldn't find the right info so it out it under a different name, meaning I had to put all the info in myself. After I had done that I very, very stupidly clicked something that reset all the information back to how it was meaning I'd have to put it all in again. At least I've now learnt not click the "Update Album Info" option again because now I now what it will do.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh dear god iron cat, you've accidently triggered the "DETONATE THE UNIVERSE" mechanism programmed into your computer!


NOW WE'RE ALL ****ED!

 

[Iron Kat]

My apologies.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Nah girl, tis ok

 

[Sheepo]

Five hotdogs and I'm still hungry. ****.

 

[Asknoone]

Five hotdogs and I'm still hungry. ****.

That's interesting. Oh wait, not. And that's why you can't have Misc. You can find me on Steam if you want to complain.