Mitch Hedberg - funny videos inside!

[StardogChampion]

Mitch died on March 30th, there might've been a thread on it, but I can't remember. Anyway, here's some cool vids of him doing some standup:

http://banthis.com/index.php?xid=me...mv&PHPSESSID=1c5e138ec321f5536a97aa1a11dc5749
http://banthis.com/index.php?xid=me...mv&PHPSESSID=1c5e138ec321f5536a97aa1a11dc5749
http://banthis.com/index.php?xid=me...mv&PHPSESSID=1c5e138ec321f5536a97aa1a11dc5749

I like this joke in the first vid:
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed"
You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner!
It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open!
I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"

 

[Yuri]

So my friend said, "I think the weather's trippy."
I said "No man, its not the weather that's trippy perhaps its the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy."
Then I thought "Man, I should've just said 'Yeaahh.'"

So hilarious.

 

[Pressure]

How did he die?

 

[dart321]

He died! Are you serious?!

 

[AmishSlayer]

He's had a heart condition ever since he was born I think. He knew it would kill him one day so he lived life as he saw fit (which could explain the drugs etc.). I loved his standup.

 

[bryanf445]

yea he was great, my brother introduced me to him

 

[Yuri]

I saw this lady on TV; she was born without arms. She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders, and that was sad. But then they said "Lola does not know the meaning of the word "can't." And that to me was actually kind of worse in a way. You know, not only doesn't she have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions.

 

[StardogChampion]

So my friend said, "I think the weather's trippy."
I said "No man, its not the weather that's trippy perhaps its the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy."
Then I thought "Man, I should've just said 'Yeaahh.'"

Haha, that's a good one.

 

[Pressure]

I've seen a couple of his stand ups on Comedy Central. I never knew he died.

 

[Razor]

"i think the entrance to target should have splattered people all over"...

Other people found it funny so who am i to judge.