Mommy, Where do Combines Come From?

[Tynan]

Well, when two combines love each other very much.... here's the eventual result:

 

[joule]

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Oh,Dear God No!

 

[koopa]

Ugh. Obviously Combine need to go over the sex education classes again. 'That's not where you put your head, honey!'.

 

[Dasparov]

Actually they all came from the bermuda triangle cause thats a telelporter to another dimention controlled by combine and they wanted to control all

 

[koopa]

yes the combine use earth to breed zebras because zebras make happy combine

 

[destrukt]

hl2: mature violence, blood and sex scenes. 18+

 

[MiccyNarc]

Well, when two combines love each other very much.... here's the eventual result:

*weeps*

 

[BetaMaster]

I do believe that this forum has gone through every thread topic possible in the human mind, and then some. My chewy center weeps.

 

[Jadewolf5675]

High-Larious!

 

[Dasparov]

I do believe that this forum has gone through every thread topic possible in the human mind, and then some. My chewy center weeps.

bs they still dotn have 1 about cheese! ffs

 

[BetaMaster]

bs they still dotn have 1 about cheese! ffs

Fine, I'll have to make that topic. Wah, wah, wah. There's always something.....What's next? You want me to kiss you goodnight? Bleh....

 

[Edcrab]

Tell me your thoughts, so that I might ingest them.

In other words, this forum is starting to scare me a little now. More than usual, anyway.

 

[Baal]

I'm just happy it's not another one of those damn "Evolution of Combine" pictures.

 

[BetaMaster]

Tell me your thoughts, so that I might ingest them.

AHA! Another Chef Brian fan!

If my toes were made of brocolli, I would rule the world.

 

[Ownzed]

Haha, I love how realistic their close wrinkle and shit.

 

[Tantalus]

Where has this world gone to? People obsessing over video games? Then getting pics of sex scenes of an alien race? This is sick...

and funny as hell!