Monkeys Attack

[Fliko]

The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

The city has long struggled to counter its plague of monkeys, which invade government complexes and temples, snatch food and scare passers-by.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

Can't sleep monkeys will kill me.
Can't sleep monkeys will kill me.
Can't sleep monkeys will kill me.
Can't sleep monkeys will kill me.

 

[Dalamari]

Angry monkey is angry

 

[mchammer75040]

"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."
Anyone see the problem with this? And quit feeding the damn things! jesus!

 

[Krynn72]

This is the greatest news story in the history of all media.

 

[NeptuneUK]

This is the greatest news story in the history of all media.

Seconded.
Though many have come close!




MONKAIS?!!
D : / : D

 

[Raziaar]

Rhesus Monkeys...

Maybe they're just experimenting on the limits of the human tolerance threshold to violent trauma.

For Science.

 

[Darkside55]

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

Hahaha, oh, brilliant. Introduce meaner monkeys to fight the smaller ones. And what will you do when the Rhesus are scared away?

 

[Raziaar]

Hahaha, oh, brilliant. Introduce meaner monkeys to fight the smaller ones. And what will you do when the Rhesus are scared away?

Introduce Gorillas.

Then introduce Man to combat the Gorillas.

Once man has been introduced... well things are back to normal.

 

[mchammer75040]

They cant kill any primate at all, according to their religion, right? Well I guess western occupation is the only true way to rid the east of these monkeys. Go America go!

 

[Uriel]

Introduce Gorillas.

Then introduce Man to combat the Gorillas.

Once man has been introduced... well things are back to normal.

The solution to all your problems.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Mr Bananas

If the problem persists we will call in Mr Bojangles, his assistant

 

[Stigmata]

The destroyer of worlds...

 

[Raziaar]

That orangutan face would make a great bicycle seat. Well, if you cut off the mouth and nose area.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Holy shit.

 

[Jintor]

Woah, shit.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I lol'd.

That orangutan face would make a great bicycle seat. Well, if you cut off the mouth and nose area.

I lol'd more.

 

[<RJMC>]

dress as hanuman theyr monkey god and put them in order

 

[Krynn72]

That orangutan face would make a great bicycle seat. Well, if you cut off the mouth and nose area.

Some people might prefer to leave them there :naughty:

 

[The Monkey]

The revolution has started... Either you're with us or against us.

 

[Raziaar]

The revolution has started... Either you're with us or against us.

I'm with you, but I oppose your comrades! Surely something can be worked out.


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Sorry, was bored.

 

[<RJMC>]

The revolution has started... Either you're with us or against us.

*<RJMC> grabs rubber chicken and start making monkey noises*

 

[The Monkey]

I'm with you, but I oppose your comrades! Surely something can be worked out.


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Sorry, was bored.

I'll try to negotiate a peace and perhaps even an alliance between monkeys and cows in return for that generous gift.

*<RJMC> grabs rubber chicken and start making monkey noises*

We will appoint you Minister of Chicken Affairs after the revolution if you assassinate that monkey-killer Chavez.

 

[Raziaar]

I'll try to negotiate a peace and perhaps even an alliance between monkeys and cows in return for that generous gift.

Wow, you liked it more than your original one?

Weeeee!