More useless research: Coke kills sperms

It's probably the acidity, or the solute potential or something.
 
A condom with a bit of Coke inside of it on the end, so when the man ejaculates, all the sperm is insta-vaporized.
Just so you know (because you need a sex ed lesson), the fluid stuff inside most condoms is actually spermicide, points for guessing what that does!? See how many of those females will be excited by copious amounts of brown liquid squashing around inside D:
 
Fine, replace it with Diet Coke, everyone should be happy.
 
We're talking about the soda, and not the drug, right?
 
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