Most Illegal Thing you've ever done

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some of the things I've done may still get me in trouble so I plead the fifth ..however I will mention that some of them invoved a bb gun a late night newspaper delivery man and a drunken get away car
 
several years ago, i shot a squadmate for attempting to steal my car.
 
several years ago, i shot a squadmate for attempting to steal my car.

Okay, now I'm getting tired of this crap. You're just making stories up to impress people on the internet, THE INTERNET, for god sakes. Please, just STFU w/ the crap you damn ****.
 
Stole a bike around a bar after trams stopped, because, shit man, riding is convenient as opposed to a two hour walk back home.
Done that too, although it was a four hour walk home for me if I hadn't taken the bike.
 
It's tempting to say, but too many people know me unfortunately.
 
Why in the hell would I tell you? but I've done some really stupid shit back in the day that I should have been locked up for, and actually came pretty damn close to.
 
I buggered the next door neighbours cat and freeze dried the cats expression on penetration.
 
Something that involves cars and cop cars chasing.

They never found me.
 
How can you rape ashes or poop?
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I once mixed milk and Advocaat in a bowl and gave it to a cat.
It drank it and enjoyed it so I don't think it's illegal though :cat:
 
Ban this mother****er for bumping an old thread with 4chan shit.

^_^
 
Ban this mother****er for bumping an old thread with 4chan shit.

^_^

It isn't that old of a thread.
It wouldn't exactly be considered a ressurection, therefore you're point is moot.
 
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