Most Retarded/Funny Names

[Spectre01]

Post the most stupidest/funniest names you've seen people have while playing CS. :afro:

 

[OmegaX]

GayBob Fagpants

 

[Blakeb155]

Vaginal Discharge.

 

[MarcoPollo]

I think it's funny when Cheaters in cs 1.6 name them selves after the cheats they use like....(speedhacker) SpeedyGonzalez or HeadshotHarry

 

[Uni-Ball]

phantom penis... that guy was like a father to me..

 

[CADMonkey]

CADMonkey.

What kind of a name is that, anyway?

 

[bvasgm]

Imzda_N00b!!1
THe name was perfect for him...I think he went 0:11.

 

[westie]

The horse with no name
I tried to get him/her to name the horse but he/she wouldn't.

 

[Slip777]

Catch me if you can, he was a speedhacker..

 

[genocide604]

Misguided Penis
Children trim my pubes
****le duck

 

[Spectre01]

Arctic Penis
Jesus-loves-me
Nigga PlZz!
MILF Hunter Unit XJ9
iwishiwasblack
black people luuuuuuuuuuuv me(just saw it today)

 

[Vorac1ous]

This topic's pretty old but:

anyoneikillisjewish
Teh_pwn!
ROFLSaurus Rex
Nigga
pdizzlemynizzlefoschizzle
{DTS}Hey, I'm a nigga
{Dick Tickling Seniors} Carol
{Dick Tickling Seniors} The one who tickles his dick
CampingAWPn00b
Emo Punk Bi Girl
(fCn)McJesus Burger
(fCn)Jesus Hernandez Christ
-=BG=- MaGiCaL NeGrO
Once I've seen a no-name player

 

[giant384]

ummm Player no lol jk

 

[beam]

Sleezy Chickenbiscuits

 

[JFry]

dildo faggins

 

[wakarimasen]

"hey African, That's My Bike!"

 

[CôSTëDôäT]

- GayNub :naughty:
- FlyingPotatoe :smoking:
- Noobs'R Us
- Fcuk the fckuers
- Sexy Alien :monkee:
- Damn I Suck Today

 

[xLostx]

Frodo My Baggins

 

[RISEN1]

"I too have an Uncle"

I just bust up laughing when I see him.

 

[lemonfridge]

I always get comments about my name, but no one has mentioned it here. oh well

 

[piggy]

lemonfridge

i_throw_rocks_at_retarded_kids.

 

[lemonfridge]

heeeeee!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I can never remember the names of the people I play against. I should keep a text file.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Bill cosby

and he had a funny spray with bill cosby in it.

 

[Rippedsteel]

GI Jesus

 

[CrazyHarij]

"Look who's stalking"

He used only the knife, he was a freaking god with it against enemies using guns. He's one of my definitive heroes.

 

[Winbacker]

"the strength of a thousand Howards"

"Infinite Monkeys"

"I take bullets so others can live"

 

[Naudian]

"Spicey food makes ur poop green"

or something like that

 

[Gunner]

Any name containing the following words:

Snake, eater, killa, killer, leet, supa, metal, etc...

 

[Wiggan]

Kangaroo Salesman

 

[CyberPitz]

Jigglypuff

An adult male to have that name is quite teh disturbing D:

 

[Rocketman9mm]

my friend uses "I throw rocks at fat girls"

 

[el Chi]

havingsexwithanimals

 

[Kristafon]

...Citizen Dildo...

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Dead girls don't say no

People have commented on my name as well.

 

[The Brick]

"man, I wish I was cool"

 

[CADMonkey]

I saw a great name before...

"Dale Winton's GAY!?"

For those who have no idea who Dale Winton is, here's a pic.

 

[Dario D.]

fluffy_bunny

and

Rick james :cheers:

Actually, those aren't the dumbest, but the most common.

 

[MarcoPollo]

In the HL1 games ill use something like "Whats a G-man" or "Used condoms and cheese"

yep I get a lot of comments on that

 

[Gamehawk]

My other online name (for CS:S) [WP] Bojangles or Mr. Rockey Bojangles.

And the funny ones;

Dixie Normis (Haha off Austin Powers Goldmember)
Saint Erectus (My old, old, OLD counter-strike 1.5 name!)
Sir Cumalot (Just made it up )
Jackoffasuaras (South Park)
Old Horny (Teh Devil :naughty: )

Thats about it, I'll post back if I think of more.