Most Retarded/Funny Names

[Kebean PFC]

All the ones i remember:
Death
I don't suck
Ben Dover, take it!
I died so you could live

My Favorite:
Shoot Me Elmo

 

[TrippyG]

TrippyG, he's really gay...
EDIT: and retarded as hell

 

[-### HlPwNs ###-]

Amon Göth

 

[RISEN1]

667......Neighbor of SATAN

 

[Dekstar]

Here's a few I think are the most stupid of all:

ApHeX - [Halflife2.net|Clan]
Immortal - [Halflife2.net|Clan]
RocK_2K_- [Halflife2.net|Clan]

 

[KoreBolteR]

chink-in-a-box
gimme a clock in the ass
on the dot, cock
old george wank
chuck wanker junior
kill him, not me!

LOL

 

[cky]

I guess my own name is ppretty retarded.

My name: Erotic cake {DK}
One of my friends name (on danish): Friend
My real name: [*****]god

 

[Reign]

Click to win a free ipod

 

[ass]

I get comments on my name... I think because it's so simple. Funny ones I've seen are:

I'm gay
I_need_a_redeemer
o0o poo smells o0o
Friend - funny when you see him and his name fools you into not shooting
The Count of Monte Fisto
George W. Bush, Liberator
What would u do for a PUDAK bar
HouseofDyingFaggers
Rear Admiral Smithers
spatula of supreme destruction

 

[wassup]

Gorge W Bush
And that was someone in Australia

Any of the names from HL2 cant be used

 

[CôSTëDôäT]

ObsessiveCompulsiveDisorder

 

[Jangle]

the wierdest name ive seen is (|) bum elisha cuthbert

i mean, why?

 

[Vorac1ous]

-Special Ed(Crank Yankers character)
-U suck n00b!
-OMGWTFBBQ
-Paris Hilton is a LESBO
-DeathPenaltyforMichaelJackson

 

[MarcoPollo]

this just seen on a us west server today.....
MyOtherAccountNamePwns

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

I have some more

• It was Consensual (Who later changed his name to "Didn't know she was only 13")
• harriet*******
• AWPers dig Zoophilia (If that not enough this play uses the AWP exclusively)
• Camper in Pampers
• 6 year old girl
• i kint spal
• Dysl3cic
• heckler and cock
• Carlos Halfcock (Named after famed Marine sniper Carlos Hathcock (aka 'the White Feather" a guy who actually shot an enemy sniper through his scope and into his eye.)
• Playing with one hand
• Master Masturbator (Who changed his name to Masturbation Messiah)
• The Flasher(A guy who always flashes)
• Nigg*r Lyncher (Not funny but definitely retarded)
• Pinko Commie Leberal
• communist ninja
• FuzzyPigCop

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Forgot some...

• donkeypunch
• Real Men Have Vaginas
• mommykissedsanta'spenis
• AdorableBlumpkin

 

[RainMaker66]

Here are a few I saw recently

Waffles of Mass Deliciousness

[email protected](Not a real email Duh...)

GotLead? (I use this one...alot)

 

[CreamOfetus]

i like my name.

 

[smsKONG]

I was playing on the uni of teeside servers the other day and shot a guy called - CUM IN YOUR BUM..... not so funny itself till I got to say -

"I just shot cum in your bum!"


funnily enuf no one laughed there either:E

 

[kathunx]

Gabe Newell

 

[piggy]

Gabe Newell

pwnd. :burp:

 

[hool10]

Crouching Noob Hidden Sniper (i.e. crouching tiger hidden dragon) and tons others.

 

[piggy]

just found a new one

Yall want a cv47, say **** that!

 

[Unimatrix881]

"I Draw Fire So Others Can Live"
"Rip The Jacker" (As in Jack The Ripper)

 

[Top Secret]

Scuba Steve

 

[Haoger]

Crouching Noob Hidden Sniper (i.e. crouching tiger hidden dragon) and tons others.

A varient of that I had seen is Crouching Sniper Hidden Lamer.

Another one is loud and annoying sniper (as opposed to silent sniper).

 

[Dynasty]

'1 shot to kill'

'missed me missed me nananana'

'captain forquad'

'unnamed'

'n00b'

'ben dover'

'im not hacking so stop shouting at me' or something along those lines.

loads more but i just cant remember them lol

 

[CôSTëDôäT]

- idiealot
- killmeplz
- callmeGod

 

[Danimal]

1337-bix

 

[The Monkey]

anal intruder

 

[kingthebadger]

most of the funny nicks here are "RACIST" so i would'nt think that negroes wud find that funny.

 

[Spectre01]

__________HackersAboveThisLine_______

__________NoobsBellowThisLine________


AzN iNvAsIoN

 

[Op For Guy]

Tradecog is one of the odd ones that i see, DAMN that guy is fast with the scout. :angry:

 

[influenza]

.kebab

 

[thorvale the red]

Counter Strike Player

...It's the worst I could think of, atm.

 

[Ennui]

~~``~{[||*#&@..< -- 7|-|3 1337 4z|\| /|\4574 |_0|_z -- >..@&#*||]}~``~~

and

SupaSnipaKnifaAznSephiroth

 

[MoBoChoBo]

SiR wAnKaLoT
Teh CSS KING (only funny bcos he was 0:32)
#### my ass and call me a bitch
OMGWTFBBQG2GBRB (used to be my name)

 

[Rafa 5.0]

huevos_con_chorizo <---I was busting up!
Nutson Yochin <------ Didn't get it for a while

 

[operative x]

Heroic CS:s Player
Human Turkey
Mr. Right
You kNow you WaNt to Touch IT

 

[Vorac1ous]

Some more while playing today:

INTELLIGENT ASIAN GIRL
TEH 1337 |-|4X
Stfu Omg Lolz1!!1
Kill 4 Cupcakes(funny because he went 27:2 in de_dust, then 31:3 in cs_office, before he left I reminded him he had a total of 58 cupcakes LOL)
Grenades Bounce Off Teammates