Much fun to be had

Sadly I get a kick out of replacing every noun with "penis" and every verb with "****". I literally laugh myself to death at each one.
 
This is the first and only one I've made. (so far)

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Also @ Gordron - Use imageshack.us you noob.
 
I tried but I only mildly chuckled at the last part.

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Thread fails to deliver.
 
My attempt:

Last April Fools' Day felt like something out of Vagina Slimes III: The Second Cumming. My 17000 year old friend Gandor covered the sofa in spunk, hid a giant man-eating worm in my mum's purse and hung a bucketful of soda ovet the front door. When Joseph got home, she sat on the sticky couch and screamed JESUS CRIKEY BOLLOCKS!! Everyone tried to help her, but on the way Jesus accidentally kicked the scary animal. Then he fell, bumping his 3rd nipple. So we made him groove on the floor. I was so sexually aroused that I accidentally stepped on Mugabe's tail! He let out a huge slobber. Someone must have called 911 because soon a police officer walked in. But guess what? The bucket over the door tipped over, covering him with soda. My friend fondled so hard that the police officer made him spend a day in the septic tank.


Not terrible.
 
I ****ing LOLed, even though I filled in the blanks like a horny 13-year-old would.

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It just clicked together so nicely (except for the "penthouse"). I mean "****able pussy" (adjective; a pet)?
 
I ****ing LOLed, even though I filled in the blanks like a horny 13-year-old would.

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It just clicked together so nicely (except for the "penthouse"). I mean "****able pussy" (adjective; a pet)?

my god...that's gold, especially the last part.
 
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