Muffins

[fishdbaz]

Is it just me, or are muffins really annoying to eat? I mean come one, once you eat the top off, you've got all this paper on the rest of the stupid thing! What's your opinion of muffins? (Or cupcakes... I guess those fit in here too.)

 

[Emporius]

You eat the bottom first, save the moist/good part for last.

 

[PJ]

i agree. they are very filling i guess

 

[Darkside55]

I used to despise muffin stump. But now, I like it. It still isn't muffin top, though.

 

[Warped]

You eat the top first, then you throw out the rest.

fixed

 

[Officer Combine]

I chew on the paper.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

i dont chew it but i lick it. i always get crumbs everywhere as well

 

[Remus]

I remove the paper first, then proceed to eat the whole thing in whichever order I prefer.

 

[Officer Combine]

I leave the paper on when I eat it. So there's more crumbs on the paper.

 

[Warped]

i butter mine after heating them in the oven if they're store bought

 

[Remus]

I leave the paper on when I eat it. So there's more crumbs on the paper.

I always put my muffins on a plate, so the paper is unnecessary.

 

[Stigmata]

I used to despise muffin stump. But now, I like it. It still isn't muffin top, though.

Muffin stump? Surely there are better synonyms.

 

[Officer Combine]

I always put my muffins on a plate, so the paper is unnecessary.

You, sir, are too civilized.

 

[Remus]

You, sir, are too civilized.

I forgot to mention that if I don't have a clean plate handy I still remove the paper and just let the crumbs fly all over the place.

 

[Officer Combine]

I forgot to mention that if I don't have a clean plate handy I still remove the paper and just let the crumbs fly all over the place.

:cheers:

 

[Deadpan]

I don't like the stumps, but I go ahead and stomach them (hehe) before I eat the tops.

 

[Officer Combine]

I like muffins with berries on the top. Not big berries tho. Small ones.

 

[The Monkey]

I eat the paper and throw away the muffin.

 

[Deadpan]

I eat the paper and throw away the muffin.

That's good, too.

 

[Darkside55]

I like muffins with berries on the top

As if there were any other kind of muffin but blueberry. Blueberry is the muffin king.

 

[Eejit]

Apricot and white chocolate > blueberry. True story.

 

[Deadpan]

As if there were any other kind of muffin but blueberry. Blueberry is the muffin king.

I dunno, man, I'm kinda leaning toward chocolate chip. I kinda get bored half way through a blueberry...

 

[Darkside55]

It's a crime to speak out against the King of Muffins. The Blueberry Guard is coming for you.

 

[Deadpan]

We will persevere... there are far too many fatasses who love chocolate. You are powerless to stop it.

 

[Remus]

Chocolate muffins > everything else

 

[fishdbaz]

You know, I actually eat the paper along with the muffin when no one's looking. The paper's usually absorbed the flavour of the muffin, so it doesn't taste too bad.
Is eating paper bad for the digestive system?

 

[Remus]

Is eating paper bad for the digestive system?

Well... err... uhh... What's the matter with you? If you buy the muffins from you local store and they are wrapped in plastic are you going to eat that too?

 

[swan_song1973]

who gives a shit about the paper? the top is all that matters anyways, whats lost on the bottom isnt a big deal.

 

[Remus]

The muffins I buy are something like this:

And there is chocolate cream through the whole thing. So I don't get this eat the top throw away the "stub" thing.

 

[fishdbaz]

The muffins I buy are something like this:

And there is chocolate cream through the whole thing. So I don't get this eat the top throw away the "stub" thing.

Totally agree, it's all good sometimes... Except I prefer chocolate chip muffins with the chocolate chips all throughout the muffin!

 

[Danimal]

I don't eat muffins.