Munro! he's gone!

[Glirk Dient]

We need sterotypical black people

I'm your man....dawg!

me and the homies will be str8 up punkin this jack thompson! werd!

 

[Shippi]

Alright, maggots, lets get to work! Grab a weapon and you better like it. It is now your best friend! Follow my command and you will live to tell the tale!

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't know what that is but I want to be the one in charge of it. :O

 

[Shodan]

*Shodan makes circular motion in air to tell the pilot to start the Black Hawk.

We need Samon, Mullet, Bandana, David Hayter voice acting and all.

 

[OvA]

I have read most of the books by Tom Clancy, and I have hunting experience and my own Remington 710 rifle with a 9x scope, perfect for picking off a lawyer at a few hundred yards...

 

[DrDevin]

Ill give covering fire, while you guys go in!

 

[baron insig]

Here is our target, if we can get him, you know what we can do !

Shippi im scared!

but i r got the team some 20 odd M4A1's http://world.guns***/assault/as17-e.htm

and 2 of these

http://world.guns***/sniper/sn06-e.htm

as well as one or two Heavy machine gunes

http://world.guns***/machine/mg06-e.htm

everyone will be kitted with ston/frag grenades a side arm of the choice : desert eagle or glock 18 anda frag jacket /balistic helmet

specialist equipment is available for the tunnel team if sucha daring 2 ended attack occurs

 

[short recoil]

READY FOR ACTION!

*Short recoil appears clad in a bullet proof jacket, a bandanna tied round his head armed with a 16" combat survival knife*

 

[baron insig]

short? u dont need guns do you ???

 

[Septih]

I can be expendable soldier #8

I'm fully expendable and can be used in the following situations:

1) A seemingly safe test of the banana gun backfires and goes straight through my neck

2) When we break into the lawyers hideout I'm the first to fall victim to his boobytraps

3) In evac, i'll be caught off guard by an anti-games activist and puts a bible through my head

I can also do custom death lines, from the simple "urh *dies*" to the long winded talk that leaves those present bored stiff, but captivates the audience with my insightfulness and loving rendition of "You are the wind beneath my wings" to my commanding officer


*salutes*

 

[OvA]

short? u dont need guns do you ???

no, he'll just blind them with sunlight off the knife and impale them with is massive penoir

 

[bvasgm]

I'll help DrDevin lay down a base of fire while you guys move in!

 

[Shippi]

READY FOR ACTION!

*Short recoil appears clad in a bullet proof jacket, a bandanna tied round his head armed with a 16" combat survival knife*

Good man, Recoil. See chaps, this man is a real soldier. A true fighting machine.

For the rest of us, though, guns it is. Nice work, Joims! They won't know what hit 'em!

 

[baron insig]

http://www.arcent.army.mil/cflcc_today/2003/january/images/female soldier.jpg

Go go go!!

where is the cars!!!

and the chewing gum! i got the guns come on team get together

 

[Shodan]

I need some specialist weapons, I need an F2000 and a SOCOM with a Suppressor.

I also want a skull suit

 

[xLostx]

I think mario had something to do with it...he's got a weird look on his face...

 

[baron insig]

Shodan, i can get everything but the batman suit, sorry dude, borrow someones or kill them for it

mind you i cant give everyone specialist weapons, were talking serious team bank money here

 

[Ennui]

I'll bring the fluffy dice.

I also would like to bring forth a motion to the table that henceforth we refer to Short Recoil as "Rambo".

Also, I'm calling Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon to help with the rescue effort.

 

[Sulkdodds]

ATTENTION

THE PLAN is being formulated right now based on intelligence from Suicide42. Due to security reasons I may soon have to retire to my secret bunker. The operation will, hopefully, be launched tomorrow night at around 8-9pm GMT. I cannot reveal anything yet. Meanwhile, I want you all to get your act together, get training and get organised. This mass of flabby flesh needs to be turned into a FIGHTING MACHINE of Short Recoil-esque proportions!

 

[Ennui]

Sulkie's going to bed

 

[baron insig]

If we fail lads, we have only one option, put munro out of his misery

it's ok! we will make it!

 

[Ennui]

Or perhaps

 

[baron insig]

come one men! retire to your bunkers, plan train! work out! lift those beds!

run 30 miles! eat pasta and gunpowder mixed with chilli sauce! drink gatorade and bawls! pumped up on drugs for the assault!!!!

go go go

 

[bvasgm]

New plan, I'll get Pesmerga to provide you with lesbian support in order to distract Jack while Shodan, 'Rambo', Shippi, Samon, Joims and Sepith rush in to free Munro.

edit: Pes just sent me a sample of his 'distraction'. That oughta keep Jacky boy busy. :naughty:

 

[Ennui]

Funny, I just forgot completely about the operation to save Munro.

 

[baron insig]

dammit dammit dammit! your distracting the troops!!!!

your distracting me!! come on bvagasm ! you could atleas tproject it onto the clouds above his house isntead

 

[kirovman]

Oh noes! They've pre-empted our strike by using SinterKlaas!

Bring in the Air Armarda!

 

[Que-Ever]

edit: Pes just sent me a sample of his 'distraction'. That oughta keep Jacky boy busy. :naughty:

He will sue them for giving him an erection :O

 

[Shippi]

No time for that, chaps, you have a busy day ahead!

 

[Ennui]

lol, Shippi's immune to the distraction

 

[baron insig]

well i jsut trained up! hit the gym benchpress pressups pectoral fly chest press shoudler press raised chest prss cables leg press treadmill x trainer lat pull down

going to od on luckozade for the next 24 hours in preperation!

 

[bvasgm]

Bring in the Air Armarda!

Phase One of Operation Enduring MUNRO commencing. Holographic lesbian bombs dropping now.

 

[Sui]

Mayday!! Incoming! Shit! I need help!

Jane Austen has got me!!!

While infiltrating the local Tesc... *ahem* MunroCave, I was ambushed by a group of deadly security g... *ahem*, Ladies.

NOOO I'M TRAPPED IN PERSUASION AND NEED IMMEDIATE EVAC

LOUISA HAS FALLEN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND HAS KNOCKER HER HEAD!

OH SHIT ANNE IS KISSING CAPTAIN WENTWORTH LOL

The 17th century texts have got me! I NEED EVAC!!!

 

[Que-Ever]

well i jsut trained up! hit the gym benchpress pressups pectoral fly chest press shoudler press raised chest prss cables leg press treadmill x trainer lat pull down

going to od on luckozade for the next 24 hours in preperation!

No need for all that, I just used my extremely un-muscled and small body frame to sneak into enemy operations and retrieve... a shoe!

 

[short recoil]

New plan, I'll get Pesmerga to provide you with lesbian support in order to distract Jack while Shodan, 'Rambo', Shippi, Samon, Joims and Sepith rush in to free Munro.

edit: Pes just sent me a sample of his 'distraction'. That oughta keep Jacky boy busy. :naughty:

NOES!!!!!! you'll pollute my mind, keep concentration short recoil! MUST BENCH PRESS FORD GRANADA!!!

lol, Shippi's immune to the distraction

Unless....

 

[baron insig]

quick bug the shoe and throw it back in!!!!

infact its a huge shoe get in it and throw yourself int!!!

 

[Que-Ever]

*gets in shoe*
*gets in bush*
*creeps up to door*
*rings doorbell*

 

[ríomhaire]

I've dispatched the Vortigaunts to help.

 

[Shippi]

Unless....

:| Focus on the mission, guys, the mission.

 

[Que-Ever]

Incidentally, one of those girls' names is "the", the other's is "mission".