Musical Innuendo Hilarity

[el Chi]

As a branch-off of CptHawkeye's Songs for the Girlfriend thread and the prevailing revelation that, quite clearly, The Police's I'll Be Watching You is about stalking: "Every move you make, every breath you take I'll be watching you"
Anyway, congealing out of that little discussion comes a whole new thread of mind-numbing dross!

Yes yes, it's Musical Innuendo Hilarity.​

Self-explanatory, no? Just post the lyrics that make a person suspicious, just so long as it's not obvious. After all, where's the fun in trying to spot sexual innuendos in a Peaches song?

Anyway, my first thoughts, both from Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love:
"I'm gonna give you my love, every inch of my love"
"Shake for me girl, I wanna be your back door man"
:naughty:

The title of Limp Bizkit's atroscious third album: Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water

Your move, Miss Marple.

 

[KagePrototype]

"I wanna **** you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside"

Wait, is it supposed to be subtle?

 

[Feath]

Well, if you want another NIN one:
"How did you get so big?
How did you get so strong?
How did it get so hard?
How did it get so long?"

 

[el Chi]

Beat My Drum by Damien Rice. It's all about attending to one's man-servant :naughty:
Even the tempo and build-up is right.
"My God, my God, my God gave me a rod/For fishing"

 

[SpuD]

Doors - Im a back door man

 

[CyberSh33p]

that one weird al song "at the gas station of love, I have to use the self service pump"

and they might be giants - SEXXY counts I suppose.

 

[Feath]

Won't you play with my ding a ling?

 

[Mr. Redundant]

you an me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

nothing beats
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dingdingdong.html though

 

[Dr. Freeman]

"I wanna **** you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside"

Wait, is it supposed to be subtle?

Well, if you want another NIN one:
"How did you get so big?
How did you get so strong?
How did it get so hard?
How did it get so long?"

are u pple hatin' on NiN in my presence? :angry:

 

[Feath]

are u pple hatin' on NiN in my presence? :angry:

Hating?

I love NIN

 

[Mr. Redundant]

are u pple hatin' on NiN in my presence? :angry:

3 NIN nuts in the thread, I doubt it Dr.

 

[Dalamari]

This thread is not hilarious, please kill yourself.

 

[Bleeder]

I am killed. And NiN suck..............now

 

[Brian Damage]

Dalamari, they've got excellent prices on Sense of Humour implants here in Oz, maybe you should come visit. Unless you live here already, of course...

And as for the topic, all I can say is:

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

 

[el Chi]

Dalamari, they've got excellent prices on Sense of Humour implants here in Oz, maybe you should come visit. Unless you live here already, of course...

And as for the topic, all I can say is:
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

Quite. Admittedly this is a fairly dire thread, but it's certainly better than Dalamari's response. Not only does he need a bit more of a sense of humour, but there was more than a small dose of irony, not only in the title, but in the introduction: "Anyway, congealing out of that little discussion comes a whole new thread of mind-numbing dross!" Yeah, clearly I thought the thread and indeed my good self were superb in every single respect :hmph:

Anyway, in keeping with Brian's; Puff the Magic Dragon. And Bob Dylan's Rainy Day Women Numbers 12 & 35 - except that one's quite obvious...

 

[Dr. Freeman]

3 NIN nuts in the thread, I doubt it Dr.

it was a mis-understanding, all is well now.. or so i think..

/me scrolls down a bit

I am killed. And NiN suck..............now

:angry:
u have bad taste!

 

[Mr. Redundant]

I am killed. And NiN suck..............now

quickly let us feast upon his innards.

 

[HatRabit]

I am killed. And NiN suck..............now

/me eats Morons(Bleeders) brains.

/me pounds Morons(Bleeders) head into mush.

/me blowtorchs Morons(Bleeders) remains.