Mutations

[Raziaar]

I have a wierd bump on my finger that never goes away.

It's not a cyst is it?

 

[Sharrd]

My doctor is a spawn of evil, he tries to make his patients get themselves killed.

Fixed.

 

[Tr0n]

alot of Marokkan people are unabrows

PS: I have enormously strong bones, trow me of a second storage building and I wont break anything, only bruise everything.

(doctor told me)

Marokkan?Wha?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I actually have two heads...and two bodies. We call the other half my brother.

 

[Raziaar]

I actually have two heads...and two bodies. We call the other half my brother.

Cool. If you chop one head off, do more grow like a hydra?

 

[Pesmerga]

My penis is very, very large.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Cool. If you chop one head off, do more grow like a hydra?

No we tried that...I used to have 3 heads, in fact I had 3 bodies too... but after chopping off the head, the body seemed to kind of go funny, so after a couple of weeks we threw it out.

 

[Ames]

No we tried that...I used to have 3 heads, in fact I had 3 bodies too... but after chopping off the head, the body seemed to kind of go funny, so after a couple of weeks we threw it out.

After a couple of weeks eh?

:naughty:

 

[kirovman]

I have 9 teeth in both of the lower quarters of my mouth, rather than the standard 8. Apparently it means I am lucky.

 

[Stigmata]

After a couple of weeks eh?

:naughty:

Yeah, just what were you doing to-- I mean, with that body before you threw it out?

 

[NeonSpyder]

i can do the eye wiggling thing everyone else seems to be able to do on this forum, including moving them independantly aside from looking away from each other. my elbow used to pop out a lot, but that's not really a mutation as just a lousy... thing... it doesn't do it anymore at least. humm... what else... above average IQ i geuss if you can call that a mutation. heeheh.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yeah, just what were you doing to-- I mean, with that body before you threw it out?

What any normal person does with a decomposing body...spend time wrapping it in foil.

 

[kirovman]

Remember folks, mutations don't have to be readily apparent. For example, maybe you have an uber-immune system and that's the greatest gift of all.

 

[Raziaar]

What happened to the good ole days when people flew through the air, and shot fireballs from their fingertips and lightning bolts from their ass. X-men and all them. yadda yadda yadda

 

[kirovman]

What happened to the good ole days when people flew through the air, and shot fireballs from their fingertips and lightning bolts from their ass. X-men and all them. yadda yadda yadda

They died of radiation poisoning ;(

 

[SimonomiS]

What happened to the good ole days when people flew through the air, and shot fireballs from their fingertips and lightning bolts from their ass. X-men and all them. yadda yadda yadda

Oh I can shoot fireballs and lightning bolts! As long as I have enough people worshipping at the Temple that is...
(Cookie for whoever guesses the game reference...)

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

They died of radiation poisoning ;(

and...lack of an effective immune system. You were right. But nobody listened...The fools. Fools!

 

[kirovman]

and...lack of an effective immune system. You were right. But nobody listened...The fools. Fools!

Hear yee, hear yee for I am the prophet demi-god Nostradamus, I shit you not...

 

[BeaverMon]

Oh I can shoot fireballs and lightning bolts! As long as I have enough people worshipping at the Temple that is...
(Cookie for whoever guesses the game reference...)

Unreal?

 

[NeonSpyder]

Oh I can shoot fireballs and lightning bolts! As long as I have enough people worshipping at the Temple that is...
(Cookie for whoever guesses the game reference...)

Easy, Black & White

 

[SimonomiS]

Easy, Black & White

Congratulations.

 

[NeonSpyder]

Gasp!

Where's my cookie?

 

[Raziaar]

Gasp!

Where's my cookie?

I ate it. I'm the cookie monster.

 

[NeonSpyder]

I demand satisfaction,

/me whips out a pistol

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I knew people whipped it out for a little satisfaction, but really...calling it a pistol. I don't know...

 

[SimonomiS]

Raziaar ate the first one.
So heres yours Neon!

 

[NeonSpyder]

/me puts away pistol and devours cookie, making a mental note to abuse Farrow at a later date.

mmh, cookie, back on the topic of mutations, i have invulnerable teeth, the dentist mentioned that my teeth are structurally perfect, and the addition of bountiful levels of saliva in my mouth the chances of my getting a cavity are next to zero. also my unaturally proliferent saliva levels are a godsend to uhm.. well.. i'll tell you when you're older.

 

[Stigmata]

also my unaturally proliferent saliva levels are a godsend to uhm.. well.. i'll tell you when you're older.

Don't worry, we all know you use it to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop faster than everyone else.

Jackass.

 

[NeonSpyder]

Don't worry, we all know you use it to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop faster than everyone else.

Jackass.

you're just jealous because i know the secret of the inner tootsie