My best friend might be pregnant...

[Man|-|unter]

Push her down the stairs.

ha haha hahaha hahahaha

 

[Crazy Horse]

My best friend might be pregnant...

Better wipe the crud off the old coat hanger...

 

[Skaadi]

well periods are accurate down to the minute...or the day.

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Which idiot told you that?

 

[Shippi]

Which idiot told you that?

qft

I wouldn't start worrying yet. If she's stressing about it, it'll probably make the delay longer

 

[Azner]

Slide the dagger up her thigh

 

[Cole]

Cut out her vigina to teach her a lesson.
One she'll never forget. Ever.

 

[Azner]

Cut out her vigina to teach her a lesson.
One she'll never forget. Ever.

D:
If someone made a girl pregnant does he get castrated?

 

[99.vikram]

F*ck her. Two negatives make a positive.

 

[Baal]

F*ck her. Two negatives make a positive.

I see what you did there.

 

[Azner]

D: Vikram shall face the tickle punishment

 

[99.vikram]

Nooooes! No tickly, no tickleeeee ;(

*grovels*

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Azner & Cole that's sick more over funny.

 

[JNightshade]

I actually agree. And this is coming from someone that finds WTC jokes hilarious.

 

[99.vikram]

Nonsense! Anything involving the words penis, penor or penzzor is necessarily funny.

 

[tehsolace]

Which idiot told you that?

lol @ accurate to the MINUTE. "shit i better run home... its almost 7:30 and my periods gonna start"

 

[Qonfused]

/raises hand in class.

"Uh, my period is about to start... can I g... nevermind."

 

[Anthraxxx]

This thread fails without pics of your pregnant friend....

preferably pics where she is mostly naked....

 

[PvtRyan]

I do not have pics of this particular best friend, but here is what they commonly look like:

 

[JNightshade]

I'd hit it.

 

[Darkknighttt]

kick her in the stomach

 

[function9]

best friend, but here is what they commonly look like: pic

Winnar!!! There usually is a reason they are a best friend and not a girlfriend.

 

[MiccyNarc]

kick her in the stomach

Joke has been done to death. You fail.

 

[Baal]

Joke has been done to death. You fail.

His avatar is of the rock, give him a break.

 

[Man|-|unter]

This thread fails without pics of your pregnant friend....

preferably pics where she is mostly naked....

then it must be closed............ha haha hahaha hahahaha hahahahahaha

 

[Llama]

You fail.

 

[ríomhaire]

well periods are accurate down to the minute...or the day.

I had a friend who used a condom, birth control, and the rhythm method. Now they have a 1yr old baby boy. That baby went around two 99.9% barriers then around a like 15% barrier to get to that egg, that's what you call determination.

First thought that poped into my head as I read this post:
Condom of Protection, +12 Sperm Defence.

 

[Shakermaker]

Any news?

 

[Que-Ever]

She is indeed pregnant.
Ikerous is the father.

 

[Dalamari]

Push her down the stairs.

I love you, join me and we will rule the galaxy as father and..a dude from forum

 

[Hectic Glenn]

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