"My Best Summer memory" or "My Life Since Getting Out of Prison"

[CptStern]

My Life Since Getting Out of Prison

We heated up a weeding tool in the barbeque, and I bit down on a little stick of wood while Merle burnt off the tattoo with the weeder. You know, I never stopped biting that stick, but when the flesh started to burn, I tried to push everything outta me like emptying a squeeze bottle of Heinz ketchup. All the shame, all the rage I was carrying around inside me since I got out. I just forced it all outta me and I guess I yelled a good deal, cause Merle was looking at me kinda funny when it was done.

Merle's my best friend, and I figured maybe it was OK if I told him about it all, so I did. And when I was done, there was a long silence, then he kinda looked at me and asked in a quiet voice if I was gonna make him burn my bunghole too, and finish the job. That Merle, he's as dumb as a box of rocks, but he always finds a way to make me laugh.

a must read: part inspirational and part horrible:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/734069587.html


lol:

I got a D for this essay ("inappropriate content)"

 

[Slacker]

I?ll tell you man, if you can?t appreciate getting outta prison then you haven?t been there to begin with.

Two best parts. This is awesome

 

[MiccyNarc]

Thanks for posting this stern, it was inspirational.

 

[jverne]

i liked it