My cock won't fit in her box

There are too many subtle references to sexual context these days. I find it somewhat sad to be honest. Today most jokes are sex-related. Though it may often be funny, I still think there is too much of it.
 
short recoil said:
I have a bigger cock than you, more testosterone and i'd beat you easily in a fight.

Just a bit of harmelss fun terminator. :borg: :upstare:


DOWN BOY!
 
Brilliant. Is that an actual Screenshot or is it photoshoped(I have a feeling the first one would be the weirder answer)
 
I was measuring my cock last night and I remembered the measurements of his wife's box and you know what? I think we're a perfect fit. It'll go in nice and smooth.
 
You won't get a 403 forbidden if you search for porn here, but if you try to go to the playboy website there's a message saying "This page has been blocked by the Media Development Authority" or something like that. Funny thing is you don't' get the message if you browse it in school.
 
DeusExMachina said:
I was measuring my cock last night and I remembered the measurements of his wife's box and you know what? I think we're a perfect fit. It'll go in nice and smooth.
It may go in nice and smooth, but the measurements of the box aren't perfect for hoding a 3 by 1 inch cock. :(

<3
 
In Soviet Russia, HER BOX WON'T FIT IN YOU COCK!
 
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