My dog doesnt conform to your rules

azz0r

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but its cute, it hammers the door with its rabbit paws :P

Pkus Pekignese are expencive due to there heritage and breeding (jap or chinese, think its chin).
 
You can see me being a dick @ the end of vid 2.
 
lol you have the same type of dog as mine, they're so cute :D
 
hehe, i love dogs. I have a dog its a keesond and its lazy and stupid, but fluffy. :D
 
Hehe...my dog is part keesond.
thehunter1320: If an entire species of animal brings back bad memories, you might consider doing something to get over that hurdle.
 
part keesond! whats the other half? our dog had sex with this nieghboors labrodoor, they werent pleased.

i never liked them anyway.
 
azz0r, you sound like a mental case in the second video :) lol
 
Which? You know how people going into baby voices when they speak to babies, I do that with my dog :P I sound normal normally, honest!
 
lol, I know I know, I do that baby voice with my pets, too (and I have 7 dogs and 6 cats.. go figure =/)
 
i play with my dog, he's so bitey, he likes to chew my arm, stupid dog.
 
I can't have a dog in my apartment, so I got a cat and I'm raising him like a dog. I'll bet he'll be more vicious than your peek-a-knees.
 
lol I doubt it, my dog may look cute but he's ripped into someones nose scarring them (they deserved it). Just like a poisonous flower, it may look sexy but its deadly.
 
who's got the peekanese? besides, everyone knows cats are far stronger than dogs, its like everyone knows women are stronger than men. (no joke)
 
Pekignese. My dog kinda fought with this fat cat once. The cat tried to scratch its eyes out and the dog went to bite its throat. Needless to say the cat wouldve ended up dead and the dog wouldve ended up blind. I got in there and split it up though :)
 
I had to get rid of a dog (American Eskimo) because he attacked a small child that was taunting him.
 
some children are dumb, there was this case a dog attacked a child because the child was throwing stones at the chained up dog, the dog broke its chains and attacked the boy. the boys mother sued the dog owner for loads. i mean wtf??? i hate some parents.
 
I am the guy my dog attacked. He was pretty young and I was blowing in his face for ages and really pissing him off. He bit me, my parents said it was my own fault and Ive respected him ever since.

Im glad they never put him down, its a shame dogs dont have fists so they can punch morons, there only line off attack is to tear flesh :/
 
My cat is so bad ass, he fights in Underground Mexican Dog Fighting arenas.
 
always remember, animals arn't humans, they arn't responsible for thier actions.
 
Dogs are cool, but too rough for me(the ones I've met were hyper)... although my cats try to kill me on a regular basis.

My family have always had cats (except for my Great-Grandad who was a fox-hunter. Boo!), but until recently they've always been wild. In Portugal we had 2 wild cats, and they were so adorable! Vicious, but so darn cute! Then we had Worf, who was a crazy hyperactive kitten who ran away :( , then Astro Cat, a tabby who we had to give away when we moved, then we got "Colonel Mishka" (aka. "Baldrick), Sam, Smooku, and Ginger.

Mishka's the smallest and oldest of the lot (and she's going bald! Hence the name), but the rest of the cats are all terrified of her. Muahahaha! *hugs evil kitty*

What was my point to this... oh yeah!

I've got scars from my cats. I have to break up fights between them a lot, and Ginger's got a habit of digging his claws as far into my arm as possible then trying to go for a ride when I touch him when he's in a hyper mood.

And Mishka sits and relaxes on my knee, and digs her claws in real deep. Ouchie

Sam doesn't know the difference between a "KILLLLL!" bite and a "Ha ha, gotcha" bite yet.

And Smooku is afraid of everyone and everything. Heck, he's scared of my paintball trousers because they rustle.

Yeah, I wish my cats were less... pointy. My 1 yr old niece likes to chase them, but she scares them, and she can get scratched. I think it's only a matter of time until one of the cats gives her a nasty bite, and they have to be given away/put down. We have to keep them seperate, and that upsets my niece and stresses out the kitties.


Your dog is soo adorable, btw. I wish I could get some pictures of my kitties.


Heh, I rambled on a bit there. Maybe I should start that biology homework now :P
 
here is two pics of what my dog looks like (it not him, just very similar)
 
Originally posted by SHIPPI
Dogs are cool, but too rough for me(the ones I've met were hyper)... although my cats try to kill me on a regular basis.

My family have always had cats (except for my Great-Grandad who was a fox-hunter. Boo!), but until recently they've always been wild. In Portugal we had 2 wild cats, and they were so adorable! Vicious, but so darn cute! Then we had Worf, who was a crazy hyperactive kitten who ran away :( , then Astro Cat, a tabby who we had to give away when we moved, then we got "Colonel Mishka" (aka. "Baldrick), Sam, Smooku, and Ginger.

Mishka's the smallest and oldest of the lot (and she's going bald! Hence the name), but the rest of the cats are all terrified of her. Muahahaha! *hugs evil kitty*

What was my point to this... oh yeah!

I've got scars from my cats. I have to break up fights between them a lot, and Ginger's got a habit of digging his claws as far into my arm as possible then trying to go for a ride when I touch him when he's in a hyper mood.

And Mishka sits and relaxes on my knee, and digs her claws in real deep. Ouchie

Sam doesn't know the difference between a "KILLLLL!" bite and a "Ha ha, gotcha" bite yet.

And Smooku is afraid of everyone and everything. Heck, he's scared of my paintball trousers because they rustle.

Yeah, I wish my cats were less... pointy. My 1 yr old niece likes to chase them, but she scares them, and she can get scratched. I think it's only a matter of time until one of the cats gives her a nasty bite, and they have to be given away/put down. We have to keep them seperate, and that upsets my niece and stresses out the kitties.


Your dog is soo adorable, btw. I wish I could get some pictures of my kitties.


Heh, I rambled on a bit there. Maybe I should start that biology homework now :P

Bad luck I guess, be careful with your niece though, be a shame to get her scarred at such a young age.
 
My dog once bit my hand REALLY badly, and I had a bad reaction. Infection spread up one of my veins, and I had to take medication for it, had I not, it could've spread to my heart and I'd of died (it was a bright red line up to about my shoulder)

I couldn't use my right arm for anything straneous for a week (the doctor even said no video games, how is THAT straining?), I was about 9, but we still have him, he's a gentle dog, just gets overly excited.

I've also had countless scratches from my cats, nothing major though.
 
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/john.phillipson1/murray/pictures/Kip 030.jpg

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/john.phillipson1/murray/pictures/Kip 031.jpg

Sorry about the glamour shot look of the second one lol

He is the best dog in the world, apart from when he shags his bed, your leg and your friends legs :(

And he is gay, he had a male 'friend' called Buster, but it never got any further than friendly sniffs before Buster died ;(. I want to get him a neckerchief lol.

Oh yeah, and he sings (howls) so much its unbelievable. You go out for 2 mins and come back in, he starts to sing so much. So you stroke him and he cuddles into you.
 
We had two cats, but one of them was terminally stupid and got run over, so now we've only got one.

The one that got run over was called "Twink". He was grey, fluffy and half-feral, and I believe he had some sort of learning disablity. No matter how many times he got his head stuck in the door, he'd always try to rush through as one of us opened it. Damn cute though.

He'd try to take your arm off if you patted him for too long.
 
Aww I want a dog :(
I wanted a beagle since elementary school--that was always at the top of my Christmas list. And on Sunday's I used to go look at the dogs at the animal shelter but I never got one. One time they had a really cute, friendly beagle too. When I grow up I think I might wanna get a dog.
BTW, your dog is cute Murray_H
 
woah, this idea's beginnings must have something to do with drug use, how unorthodox.

however your dog does indeed pwn.
 
my weiner dog pwns your ratty-ass mop dog
 
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