My dog doesnt conform to your rules

[nw909]

I have a rabbit :>

 

[azz0r]

I envy you, mine got ate by a fox along time ago

 

[iamironsam]

Most cats suck cause they're raised like cats. You have to raise them like German Sheperd attack dogs.

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by iamironsam
Most cats suck cause they're raised like cats. You have to raise them like German Sheperd attack dogs.

or epileptic ferrets.

 

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by azz0r
I envy you, mine got ate by a fox along time ago

Now, I've always wanted a pet fox... but the farmers around here'd get disagreeable...

 

[Fat Tony!]

I kick small dogs

 

[Brian Damage]

Tit for tat, butter for fat,
You kick my dog and I'll kick your cat.

What? Just felt like saying it...

 

[azz0r]

it rhymns! Cats need to die!

 

[Brian Damage]

Except for mine, of course...

 

[MrD]

I have 1 dog and 3 cats. The dog is getting old, about 14 I think. She is going blind and is completely deaf and likes to follow random people (who she thinks is me) when I take her out for a walk. Because she is deaf she doesn't hear me whistle, so i have to go for a little jog to catch up.

The cats are the complete opposites of each other. The oldest one is the most friendly thing ever, and likes to sit on your shoulder like a parrot. He purrs nearly all the time and loves nothing more than to give complete strangers a good sniffing (I think he was brought up with dogs, we got him from a shelter).

The second oldest is scared of everything, yet strangely doesn't give a monkey's about the dog. He never seems to sleep, and when he lies down he always has his eyes open, watching.

The youngest is a complete nutter, hates the dog and tries to attack her all the time, completely oblivous to the fact that the dog could totally kill her if it wanted to. The dog just barks and gives a warning snap, luckilly she seems not to actually harm her.

Well thats my little family of animals, got to love them

 

[Brian Damage]

We have one cat (Mumma), who will fall in love with anyone who gives her a cuddle, a tortoise (Tess), who is fast enough to possibly win a race against a hare (if all four of it's legs were in splints) and a cockatiel (Custard) with ADHD.

 

[iamironsam]

I have a cat named Ninja. I taught him to sneak in through peoples windows and steal money and jewerly. When he brings back a good haul, I give him tuna.

 

[Brian Damage]

You evil, evil man!

Corrupting small animals, you oughta be ashamed!

:E

 

[iamironsam]

Wanna buy a Rolex?

 

[Brian Damage]

<Calls the cops>

 

[iamironsam]

It's ok, my cat's a bad ass, he can handle prison. My cat would find the biggest dude in there on the first day and ass-rape him in front of his own posse.

 

[MrD]

Originally posted by iamironsam
It's ok, my cat's a bad ass, he can handle prison. My cat would find the biggest dude in there on the first day and ass-rape him in front of his own posse.

LOL!

 

[dfc05]

Originally posted by Fat Tony!
I kick small dogs

oh no... i hope you're kidding, lol

anybody else have fish as pets? those are the only pets i have; my favorite ones are koi and bala sharks... i named my first koi "fishy", my bala shark "sharkie" and my second koi "koi-koi" just to show all my super creativity.

 

[crabcakes66]

i have two weimaraners.....one is 80 pounds the other is about 100.

http://www.weimaraners.com/photos.htm

those are what weims look like.... those are not my dogs of course...