My E-3 2005 Booth Babe Pictorial Debut!

Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."
ooooh jealous!? hehe! I'm sorry

Putting that site together musta been a chore. gj though.
 
Some of those girls are gorgeous, esp the asian chick with the flower in her hair. most of the others are really 'meh'. but w00t, babez!
 
Boo, no ass shots. I'm an ass man. Love the fart box.
 
Its sad that companies have to get these girls to sell their games for them. The fact that guys will buy a game just (or even partly) because some 'nice looking' girl was promoting it at some show is just so, so ****ing pathetic.
and btw, gj for not just taking pics of the mingers like everyone else seemed to do at e3 this year
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."

Quite a few are actually litterally fake, as in...surgery fake. In fact, theres a lot of fake body parts in those pictures. Forget E5, this is a full blown prosthetics convention.
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."
Haha, so true.
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."

what a harsh gritty reality you painted
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."
no no no, they're thinking "zomg check out all teh hawt d00dz hurr!!11 i wanna p00n them a11 with mah 1337 b00b5 they r teh win"
 
I think that some of them look like poorly drawn anime characters done by a sexual deviant.

Sorry.
 
I hate crap like that. I wish they'd just sell the damn games without resorting to stupid sex based schemes to get attention.
 
Hell I couldn't give a damn if they look fake or not. :D
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."

lol
im sure u would love to be one of those chix :p
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."


Nothing beats being a crack-whore!
 
babes are definately the best, especially the little one :).

But don't worry Bliink, if i ever run a computer show, i will have you as the main babe on the door, just so you can meet the most geeks :).
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."
Feminism bad, sexy tight cloths good!
 
Razor said:
But don't worry Bliink, if i ever run a computer show, i will have you as the main babe on the door, just so you can meet the most geeks :).

You black-hearted monster :bounce:
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."

QFE

This kindof shit is demeaning.
 
bliink said:
Every single one of those smiles is fake. All those girls are thinking is "Shit my feet hurt, I've been standing up all day next to some stupid ass computer game while sweaty geeks come and get pictures taken next to me... well... sure beats being a crack-whore... i guess..."

Id love to be an E3 booth babe, getting to dress up as a cool computer game hero or villian, AND get to go to E3. Bliink, ya'll so crazy :p
 
Ritz said:
Id love to be an E3 booth babe, getting to dress up as a cool computer game hero or villian, AND get to go to E3. Bliink, ya'll so crazy :p
*gives Ritz a Bowser costume*
 
Mr-Fusion said:
anyway...lol

The one on the left
http://www.alanwake.net/uploads/images/e32005boothbabes-2_20050525_-165525487.jpg
She has some crazy proportions! Such a thin neck, huge mouth, big eyes, a big muscular butttox, really thin just above the hips and toned body!

That unique appearance makes her the hottest. It's like a real-life hentai girl. Excellent photos.

Hottest? i would'nt like to see that on the bottom of my shoe, nevermind in the same bed as me!. She is for www.mingers.com.
 
I didn't look at all of the pics. I didn't see any truely "HOT" girls, but I'd do every single one of them. Would my gf mind? Hmmm...
 

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