My eye hurts :(

[xcellerate]

I woke up and my eye looked like this. I have no idea what happened, but it's extremely sore and super sensitive to light. I tried to go walk to get some lunch and I couldn't even make it there, my eye started watering really bad and I couldn't even hold it open, and trying to hold it open sort of made me dizzy (possibly because I was viewing the world through tears?). I actually had to stop under a tree (shade) and just close my eyes for a a minute or two. So I've just kinda been sitting here all day in the dark, I figure I either stabbed it with something (finger) or like I blinked and caught part of my sheet under my eye lid...I have no idea, but it's no fun. It's gotten a little better since this morning, so I figure it's just one of those things you gotta tough it out.

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[Kamikazie]

You're going to lose it i'm afraid.

Sorry for your loss.

 

[Phobie]

Can be caused by a few things, having something in your eye before you went to sleep, moving your eyeballs around in your sleep, rubbing in the night because of irritation.

Or having semen in your eye.

Tough it out! Buy some eyewash solution and an eye bath just in case. Or boil some water, let it cool until it is COLD like cold tap water and rinse it a little with that.

 

[xcellerate]

Or having semen in your eye.

That's gotta be it...how could I have been so foolish, why didn't they teach us about that in health class?!

 

[Kamikazie]

Or having semen in your eye.

Do you know this from experience?

 

[Phobie]

That's gotta be it...how could I have been so foolish, why didn't they teach us about that in health class?!

I don't know! They should, YOU SLUT.

Also duck next time.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

your eye looks by a puzzle

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Walk it off.

 

[Phobie]

Laugh it off.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

Jack it off.

 

[Ravioli]

Look it off


I have no experiance with semen in the eyes, but when a girl gets it in the eye in a porn vid, it seems like it hurts but they are trying to hide it, making them look rediculus

 

[XmanXavier11]

You'll be fine man. You won't lose it. Get it checked out if it still hurts.

 

[VirusType2]

Go directly to the crying thread.

 

[Krynn72]

Also duck next time.

That thread was hilarious until this part:

If that is all there was to it, then you'll be fine. however, if you have contracted herpes of the eye, you will likely lose that eye. You should go to the Dr. if it doesn't improve dramatically in 24 hrs.

D: Thank god im not one of them gays.

 

[VirusType2]

Read the third line for me please:

 

[Reginald]

Srsly? Looks and sounds like mild conjunctivitis which can be treated by antibiotics if urgent or will go away in about 3 days. I had it about this time last year but luckily I was bed-bound for that week anyway so it didn't bother me too much.

I recommend buying some super dark glasses and not using the computer too much because straining your eyes too much will slow the healing process.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Baking soda. Applied to the face.


WHAMMO!

 

[McGooTheWise]

IT'S PINK EYE! D:

capschar

 

[SamuraiKenji]

You have about the same eye color as me

 

[Rizzo]

Someone fart in your face?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_eye

 

[Shamrock]

That sucks. Go wash it out with acid and report back with the results. I'd love to know.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Or having semen in your eye.

Sorry about that dear, I didn't mean to get you the other night.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Hit 'e' to call for medic!

 

[Gemma]

OMG your eye may be sore
but it looks awesome
=]

 

[Phobie]

...d:

 

[Rizzo]

I stabbed my eye with a stick by accident today.

 

[morgs]

nice camera

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I stabbed my eye with a stick by accident today.

Meh??

 

[Raziaar]

As some others have said, it looks like conjunctivitis.