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Last night around midnight...I was getting my face pounded in by a badass-angry-drunk University of Minnesota wrestler. Got my blood sprayed all over my favorite shirt.

He wanted to talk out behind the house we were at, I didn't really know him and he is a good friend of one of my best friends...so I follow figuring I could get to know him better. He starts talking about how he wants me to fight him and hit him and stuff. I didn't wanna fight. I told him, "I don't wanna fight you man...you're a wrestler...you can kick my ass guaranteed." and so on. He started trying to get a rise out of me by slapping me. I have my drink in my and so I catch his hand and tell him to knock it off. "Just slap me man. I slapped you - slap me back." So finally, I slap him (bad idea...hindsight is 20-20).

"There, are you hap--"
*BAM*

He punches me right in the face. I'm quite drunk at this point after a few beers (I haven't drank in a few months) so I was already having trouble with balance...I go down on my hands and knees facing away from him. He punches me a few more times in the face while I'm down...

That being said, my right eye is completely bloodshot on one side, a black right eye, part of my right jaw really hurts...and I'm pissed off.
 
Nothing you can do but find out more about him from your friend and decide what you should do.

That royally sucks though. I feel really sorry for you. :(
 
Just put steroids in his coffee before some super important wrestling match he's in, call someone about it, he'll be kicked off.

Harsh but meh, im in the mood for revenge, its just so much fun :E
 
well..i hope you get well soon..
TIP:!!REVENGE is allways sweet!
 
take revenge on him or you'll forever be humiliated

edit: thought i might add i feel very sad for your sake, those kind of people are among the worst dirtbags i've ever encountered in my life. :|
 
On the plus side...the right side of my jaw was hurting before when I closed it. I was gonna see the dentist or doctor about it...but he must've knocked it in its place or something because it doesn't hurt anymore.

It's been hard enough to walk back into my house the morning after drinking carefully breathing so my parents don't smell my breath, taking a shower quickly and such...but with my face messed up...it was even harder getting past them and coming up with a good enough excuse for my eye and such.

EDIT: Revenge will be pretty hard to get considering I probably won't be seeing him again and I know I can't kick his ass.

Oh yeah...I forgot to mention...the best revenge I could get was taking his shirt that my friend gave me to wear.
 
You may not be able to kick his ass with your fist and legs....but you will be able to with a bat.
 
Ouch man...For some reason that makes me think of something that happened to a guy I know.

He was just stood in the chip shop, and this guy(a middleweight boxer:O) walks in and tells the guy hes gonna hit him. This person in the chip shop was completely ignorant of what was going on, and he was just stood there with a blank look on his face holding some chips. The boxer didn't actually stop when he walked in, he just spoke, marched up to the guy and layed one very hard punch on him. It was later discovered that the boxer ad mistaken the person with the chips for someone else. Anyway, this guy with the chips had both his lips hanging off because the punch had forced his teeth through them. His jaw was also dislocated.


People who start fights for no reason suck :|
 
AmishSlayer said:
Last night around midnight...I was getting my face pounded in by a badass-angry-drunk University of Minnesota wrestler. Got my blood sprayed all over my favorite shirt.

He wanted to talk out behind the house we were at, I didn't really know him and he is a good friend of one of my best friends...so I follow figuring I could get to know him better. He starts talking about how he wants me to fight him and hit him and stuff. I didn't wanna fight. I told him, "I don't wanna fight you man...you're a wrestler...you can kick my ass guaranteed." and so on. He started trying to get a rise out of me by slapping me. I have my drink in my and so I catch his hand and tell him to knock it off. "Just slap me man. I slapped you - slap me back." So finally, I slap him (bad idea...hindsight is 20-20).

"There, are you hap--"
*BAM*

He punches me right in the face. I'm quite drunk at this point after a few beers (I haven't drank in a few months) so I was already having trouble with balance...I go down on my hands and knees facing away from him. He punches me a few more times in the face while I'm down...

That being said, my right eye is completely bloodshot on one side, a black right eye, part of my right jaw really hurts...and I'm pissed off.
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charge him with assualt ..man dont let this slide: he'll do it to someone else ...charge him with assualt
 
If someone did that to me, I'd go up to them, gauge their eyeballs out, shove them up their ass, and twist their neck at 1080 degrees.

You should kick that mother****er's ass by taking martial art classes.
Qin Na(Seize and control) is really good.
 
one more reason why everyone should carry a portable flamethrower :D
 
CptStern said:
charge him with assualt ..man dont let this slide: he'll do it to someone else ...charge him with assualt
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I'd consider it if he wasn't my friend's friend. They're both on the wrestling team, that's how they're good buddies. My friend doesn't ever do crap like that to anyone though...he's a good guy.
 
Does your friend even know about this?If so what is he gonna do?
 
Two big problems with charging him with assault are...

Both of you had been drinking
and something that could happen
He could beat you up again after the charge doesn't stick, and it could be a worse beating. Its a pessamistic way of looking at it, but thats what happens in a lot of places. I suppose it depends largely on the area you live in.
 
*%$#@&%$#%*&@#

This makes me so ANGRY!!

I HATE ALCHOHOL.
I HATE JERKS.
I HATE EVERYTHING AH!H!!H!H!H@43235lewkrnfg
 
Tr0n said:
Does your friend even know about this?If so what is he gonna do?
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I talked to him. It kinda puts him in an awkward position. I dunno what he's gonna do..and honestly..I don't know what I would do if I were him.
 
sHm0zY said:
Omgtell You're Mom!!!! =)
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She'll probably kick that wrestler's ass.
Ever seen the movie Ong-Bak?
Damn, that dude doesn't take shit from anybody.
If he went up to 10 guys who were each 10 times stronger that that wrestler dude you mentioned, he could kick all of their asses.

He'd use super God-like muscular man pecks and split their skulls.
AmishSlayer, if you are pissed...kick his ass.
But if you want to avoid trouble since that guy could get his other wrestler friends to gang up on you, just talk to him and try to become friends...and when he's not expecting it...KICK HIS ASS!
Or just stay friends.
 
Tredoslop said:
She'll probably kick that wrestler's ass.
Ever seen the movie Ong-Bak?
Damn, that dude doesn't take shit from anybody.
If he went up to 10 guys who were each 10 times stronger that that wrestler dude you mentioned, he could kick all of their asses.

He'd use super God-like muscular man pecks and split their skulls.
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yeah thats my point! =D
if that hapend to me my mom would woop his ass!
 
The guy sounds like a psycho... get him sectioned under whatever mental health act you guys have in the US. Thats really out of order. It happens when you go to dodgy pubs where i live... people start fights for no reason, just pathetic.

But when your in that sort of situation.. what can you do?
a) Hit him... have the fight (and lose)
b) Ignore him (He'll probably hit you and beat you up anyway, but you do stand more of a chance with legal issues)
c) Walk off (your get followed and beaten up elsewhere... )

It sucks.
 
People can be so violent when theyre drunk..... Not all, but there are those few. I wonder what would have happened if you didnt slap him, though. It may sound cowardly, but I would have just walked away. Atleast you wouldn't have been hurt. The guy sounds like he needs some major anger management!
 
MarcoPolo said:
People can be so violent when theyre drunk..... Not all, but there are those few. I wonder what would have happened if you didnt slap him, though. It may sound cowardly, but I would have just walked away. Atleast you wouldn't have been hurt. The guy sounds like he needs some major anger management!
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I dunno about what would've happened if I hadn't slapped him...

I think if I had tried to walk away he would've pursued me and tried to fight me elsewhere. He was pretty pissed and he really wanted to fight. I don't think he was gonna give up.
 
I don't understand. Why did this dude want to fight you? Just because he was being a dumbass drunk jerk who wanted to fight?
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Ouch man...For some reason that makes me think of something that happened to a guy I know.

He was just stood in the chip shop, and this guy(a middleweight boxer:O) walks in and tells the guy hes gonna hit him. This person in the chip shop was completely ignorant of what was going on, and he was just stood there with a blank look on his face holding some chips. The boxer didn't actually stop when he walked in, he just spoke, marched up to the guy and layed one very hard punch on him. It was later discovered that the boxer ad mistaken the person with the chips for someone else. Anyway, this guy with the chips had both his lips hanging off because the punch had forced his teeth through them. His jaw was also dislocated.


People who start fights for no reason suck :|
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That story is going to haunt my dreams...just picturing someone with their lips practically hanging off :eek:

*Frosty vomits*
 
Its important to know how to disarm a potentially hostile person verbally, the core of which is not to respond on the same level as them, eg, you should never argue back at someone, ignore them, plead with them, and, if the person is irrational (drunk) then simple reasoning can fail too.
That doesnt leave a lot of options i know, but you can't counter-attack them in anyway, because that just makes stuff get worse.
Body language is important, you need to stand your ground and perhaps reach out to them a little with one arm. Don't get so excited that you stutter or cant talk straight, and try to see whatever is going on from their point of view, that way you can get some insight into what angle you can take to 'turn them off'
you could try being boring, because its difficult for anyone to attack someone while they are actually telling them something (this will not work is you are rambling incoherently, this would make a person want to hit you more)
you can also try building a wall against them, an attack that isnt linked to you.. i.e, someone's already called the police, no-one wants to see a fight.. or even get them to explain why they are doing what they are doing.
If you think you can do it, side with them, but it can't come across as grovelling.

uhh.. this is really hard to explain lol....

of course, none of this should be attempted if the person is showing signs of extreme hostility, eg, clenched fists, staring straight at you, teeth clenched etc. in that case, distract them, "I'll just get something first" -walk back, take a few steps, and then sprint away :) trip someone over in his path if you want.

EDIT: I wouldn't recommend just dropping to the ground limp as a way to avoid a fight
 
AmishSlayer said:
I'd consider it if he wasn't my friend's friend. They're both on the wrestling team, that's how they're good buddies. My friend doesn't ever do crap like that to anyone though...he's a good guy.
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wel if he's a good guy and a friend of yours you have a duty to tell him his friend is a jerk


I'd still charge him with assualt ...the embarrassment alone is the sweetest of revenge
 
lots of revenge fantasies coming to the surface here.. ;) do i sense some deep seated hate? lol

look, everyone, the only true revenge can be enacted on people as a whole, just climb into a tall structure and start shooting..

j/k :D
 
well said Bliink (not for the above post! :O) , body langauge is important in all situations, but how can you talk somone out of beating the living shit out of you? i'd live happy/secure knowing that trick...
 
oldagerocker said:
well said Bliink, body langauge is important in all situations, but how can you talk somone out of beating the living shit out of you? i'd live happy/secure knowing that trick...
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You need to know about stuff like "verbal self denfense" plenty of books and crap but the best way to learn is through training, I'm sure there are courses one can take, or just do security/police training (problem is, they always have a gun/baton/some other weapon to fall back on)
 
bliink said:
You need to know about stuff like "verbal self denfense" plenty of books and crap but the best way to learn is through training, I'm sure there are courses one can take, or just do security/police training (problem is, they always have a gun/baton/some other weapon to fall back on)
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If you can do it then run. Thats as good a self defence as any. Of course it can fail, but in terms of protecting yourself from harm it is the best defence out there.
 
Heres what you do... open the driver's side door to hir car, and shit on his seat. Then walk away like nothing happened. ^__^

Or put sugar in his gas-tank so it carmalizes the engine and he either A.) has to buy a whole new one or B.) has to take it completely apart, clean it, and put it alllll back together again! GG CARMALIZATION!
 
The Mullinator said:
If you can do it then run. Thats as good a self defence as any. Of course it can fail, but in terms of protecting yourself from harm it is the best defence out there.
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But your just look like an idiot, running out a local bar/pub as fast as you can, pint in hand with some brute shouting after you... i've jsut got this awful image of something like Basil Fawlty just legging it out a pub :LOL:
 
Hey hope you get better soon!!

My advice (and belive me)! Don't go with people you don't know (atleast not alone), that is if you know what's his reputation (asshole, bully,...)! And if you get into a fight remember, it's balls that count not muscles (ok, only if you're not strong enough to lift a wiskey bottle, hehe)! I've trained box for 1 year and kick-boxing for 2 years now! Try to go into some martial arts, it helps. Not by making you a badass fighter. In martial arts you gain muscles, speed and confidence needed in a fight (not like if you'd practise basketball, for instance), the tehnicque you use it's really up to you to chose! Most tehnicques in martial arts are usles in a street fight! There's a quicker but painful way to become a good fighter-fight more on the streets! hehe
Just don't go into karate or something alike, you need something more argessive!

Well, you could always grab a bat and break his face! :E

But listen to me, fight if you got no other choise! I know some people who got theire guts cut open by a broken bottle! Nasty
 
Lol. That story reminds me of a little movie called 'Fight Club'...

Oh well, Fighting + Alchohol = not fun.....






EDIT: Let Project Mayhem Begin! or is it Operation Mayhem....I don't remember.....
 
All I can say is, its nice to see a 4th person from MN on these forums : P

I recommend you either sabotage his condom stash or take a crowbar to the back of his knees and make it so his ass won't walk again.
 
The Dark Elf said:
Just put steroids in his coffee before some super important wrestling match he's in, call someone about it, he'll be kicked off.

Harsh but meh, im in the mood for revenge, its just so much fun :E
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Would be funny, execpt it would be expensive, plus they would have to be taken through a needle...it is most commonly injected in the buttocks.

CptStern said:
charge him with assualt ..man dont let this slide: he'll do it to someone else ...charge him with assualt
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Wouldn't even come close to anything happening, for several reasons, that, unless someone wants to argue about it, I won't go into.

Everything said by Bliink
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Some of the best advice I have ever heard someone give on this forum.
 
Heh. I like everyone's revenge ideas. The condom sabotage seems minor..but completely life-changing depending on results...oops..you have a kid.. take that!

I'm not really even that mad about it anymore. I'm already having fun telling people the story.
 
Yes, talking you way out of trouble is one of the best ways to go with!

I don't know how's it like where you live! But where I live there are jerks that the only reasone for living is to beat the crap out of people! The problem is that they are everywhere, not just in places you can easily avoid! No matter what you say sooner or later you'll feel the JegermaisterTM bottle on you head! What's really anoying is if your girlfriend's with you, and somebody choose to pick on you, for no ****ing reason! Man, that makes me mad!
 
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