My first phish!

[DEATHMASTER]

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From : John Teng Chamber <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Saturday, November 10, 2007 4:00 PM
To : undisclosed-recipients:
Subject : Re:Inquiry.

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JOHN TENG AND ASSOCIATES
NO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,
TAMAN MELAKA RAYA
MALAYSIA
TEL: +60 172 800 489
Email:[email protected]


I am John Teng,an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine,that shares
the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as my
client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November
2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his
family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired
August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported
on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my
client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where this deposit valued at Seventeen million five hundrend Thousand
dollars( US$17.5 million dollars) is lodged. This bank has issued me a
notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the
next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same
last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then
we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal
documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be
provided.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through.


This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your
moral values,do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore
you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary
confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt
response.Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like
you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my
private EMAIL[email protected]) and treat with absolute
confidentiality and sincerity.I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,
John Teng
Attorney at Law

Link him to goatse I should?

 

[morgs]

Omg Deathmaster, You're a millionaire!!!!111

Yeah, link goatse

 

[DEATHMASTER]

proxy goatse

 

[Beerdude26]

Link him to www.2girls1cup.com (WARNING DO NOT VIEW THIS MOVIE IT'S GROSS) and ask what he thinks of it as it's a site of yours. If he'll want to continue to phish you, he'll watch it and say it's marvellous. To make sure he fully sees it, ask what happens at 0:47 in the movie and what he thinks of that scene.

 

[Wanted Bob]

*mouse hovers over beerdude's link, then away*

Not happening.

(Link to goatse sounds like a good idea)

 

[staticprimer]

I got this one the other day:

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY
ONLINE SWEEPSTAKES
12 Bridge Street,
Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP
United Kingdom.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04
Batch: R3/A312-59




UKNL SWEEPSTAKES SEASON

Dear Winner,
With pleasure the United Kingdom Global Sweepstakes Lottery,
organizers of the UK National Lottery,Euromillions,Daily Play,
Thunderball,Lotto Hotpicks,and Lotto Extra sponored by The Englih
Premier League announces to you the result of draw (#1055) of the UK
National Lottery, Online Email Sweepstakes International Programme
held 10.30am Friday 2nd of November, 2007 in London,United Kingdom.

Your e-mail address attached to raffle number: 56475600545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: (05-11-13-17-44-48-25)
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of ���£250,000.00
(Two Hundred And Fifty Thousand pounds sterling) , credited to file
UKNL/9023118308/03 with a consolation prize of a Dell Pentium 4
Laptop and a UK National Lottery T-shirt. Please note that your lucky
winning number falls within our Western booklet representative office
in London as indicated in your play coupon.
In view of this, your ���£250,000.00 and your consolation prizes will
be released to you by the claims department. Our claims agent will
immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds and prizes as soon as you contact him.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
the World Wide Web(WWW) through a computer draw system and extracted
from over 100,000 unions,associations,and corporate bodies that are
listed online.This seasonal promotion takes place monthly.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning
information confidential till your claims are processed and your
money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem it fit to claim
your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous
elements and most importantly for your own security to avoid
situations like this reported on this news extract; http://www.
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=654977

To file for the claiming of your winnings, please contact our
fiduciary agent in the Account Department with your winning details:

CLAIMS DEPARTMENT UKNL
Dr. Christopher Logan
Fiduciary Agent,UKNL
Email: [email protected]
OFFICE:Block D,Office 13,UKNL BUILDING
Telephone:+447011136962,+44-702-406-0845

***THE FOLLOWING DETAILS ARE REQUIRED FOR VERIFICATION****
1. Sex:
2. Age:
3. Reidential Address:
4. Nationality:
5. Country of Residence:
6. Legally Approved Identification Card:
7. Telephone/Mobile:
8. Your Full Name:

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications,please quote your
reference/batch numbers in any correspondence with our designated
agent.

WARNING:The UKNL Prohibits you from disclosing your winning details
(Ref. No and Batch No.) to anyone as this attracts disqualification.
This is because we experienced a controversial case of double
claiming recently. Thus,endeavour to keep your winnings personal.

Congratulations once again,from the desk of the Online Co-ordinator
of the United Kingdom Lottery Company in charge of this Global
Sweepstakes/Promotion and financial enhancement programme.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Randall E. A. Smith
ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR UKN LOTTERY
SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM.

The Intercontinental Draw
The Material Copyright Authority ���© 1994-2007
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines

Needless to say, I'm pretty ecstatic about winning the lottery in a country I've never been to.

 

[Dekstar]

Deathmaster, ask him what your last name is. If it's the same as his client's, then he should know.

Also I agree with 2g1c.

 

[JFry]

At least his spelling and grammar were pretty good.

 

[CyberPitz]

"This is marvelous news! You see, I have recently just undergone a sex change, and am in need of some extra money! But you see, I am worried that you have the incorrect name, since I've recently changed mine to be more "feminine"! Do you think Ishe Stephan Tralandros is a womans name? If you met me in a bar, would you take me back to your place and play games?

Anyway, I'm just curious if you have my original last name, or this one on file. I don't want to steal another persons winnings in the "Deceased Client" game! Please write back the last name associated, and maybe we can meet up and have some dinner, then use my newly purchased anal beads!

Your new girlfriend,
Ishe"

 

[Wanted Bob]

Oh my god Cyberpitz. That just made my day.