my friends awesome post on how you know you've been whatching too much Kevin Smith

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm guilty of most of the following:
- You fear and respect the escalator
- The ending of Return of the Jedi doesn't settle well with you anymore
- The theme to "Mighty Mouse" gets you sexually excited
- You almost laugh whenever someone asks what a Nubian is
- The phrase "f**k them up their stupid a**es" fills you with murderous rage
- You're aware of the gay subtext of Archie comics
- You liked the idea of a Bluntman and Chronic movie
- You, if given the chance, would ask Stan Lee for advice on women
- You hang around in airports to watch mankind at its best
- You know and enforce the difference between an eatery in the food court and an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking
- You understand and use the term "finger cuffs"
- You've said "snootchie bootchies"
- When a woman tells you she's a lesbian, you don't see how it changes your chances of sleeping with her
- You've been to a topless fortune teller
- You always check to make sure the person you're about to have sex with in an unlit bathroom is, in fact, alive
- You claim to have a cousin named Walter
- You buy Alanis Morsette CDs with the hope that it will help you get into Heaven
- You know how much an average jizz-mopper makes an hour
- You've spit water on people just to make a point
- You doubt the validity of newspaper announcements
- You've rented weird porn to "expand your horizons"
- You've considered naming your cat "annoying customer"
- You consider the Universal Studios tour, when Jaws pops out of the water, to be the most romantic place to propose marriage
- You want Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, just like everyone else
- When you hear the word "uncomfortable" you automatically think "back seat of a Volkswagon"
- You take a Magic Eye very seriously
- You've considered stink-palming someone OR you've asked someone if they want a chocolate-covered pretzel
- You, suprisingly, know about likeness rights
- You consider the word 'tracer' vulgar
- Whenever you see a painting of The Last Supper, you wonder where Rufus was sitting.

originally posted on imbd.com under "Kevin Smith" (feel free to add )

I am posting this because we are both die hard Kevin Smith fans. And imbd is full of sh!ts

 

[Pogrom]

haha, that was a good read. It reminds me - have you seen that flash animation called "Heroes"?

It's an animation based on Clerks, but all the characters are played by Marvel comics characters. It's an absolute cack!

Oh, and I have another to add:

-You are quite capable of conducting superhero coital debates with your friends.

 

[Brian_Damage]

for future reference, this is my list. I didnt have a HL2.net account, so BabyHeadCrab nicely posted it for me.


Yes, i made the list, who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO F**KING TOUCH ME!!

 

[Puffbunny]

my list, above was my post, check other thread for full explanation

 

[Eejit]

My sister saw Kevin Smith the other week when he was in London. He was giving some kind of talk (it lasted 4 hours I think). He cursed a lot, answered questions and stuff.
Funny guy

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kevin Smith is Jay right?

 

[Foxtrot]

He was banned fast.

 

[Puffbunny]

Kevin Smith is Silent Bob. From what I've heard about Jason Mewes (Jay), he's not too different then his character. And I doubt Jay has the brains to come up with the dialogue in Clerks

 

[mchammer75040]

Kevin Smith is Silent Bob. From what I've heard about Jason Mewes (Jay), he's not too different then his character. And I doubt Jay has the brains to come up with the dialogue in Clerks

Didnt Jason disappear? I remember hearing something about that a few months ago that he was doing heroin and just disappeared...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Didnt Jason disappear? I remember hearing something about that a few months ago that he was doing heroin and just disappeared...

he did dissapear.