my girlfriend wont get/stay wet (serious question, dont read if your under 18 please)

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hey fellas,
this probably seems a little weird, but i really wanna know whats wrong here. Ive been with my girlfriend for 5-6 months now and lately we've been trying to have sex. but the problem is, she cant get wet, or when she does, she cant stay wet. Shes not a virgin but she claims that it hurts so bad that she goes dry. Anyone know what i can do or she can do. and please don't say KY please. cause that's not happening. Can i get some serious answers please. thanks.
 
are you sure you're inserting it in the right hole?







use lube you newb
 
yeah but using lube is so lame.
theres gotta be something else i could do.
 
Youre pretty new to these forums so here's a friendly tip: Never ask for advice here.

Unless you want 'trying to be funny online' responses.

But seriously, if its 'just her', it could be a problem she's having. You need to talk to her about it.
 
Get a new girl friend?

Some women are like that, you can use lube or you can dump her; your choice. Or maybe you have a 3rd choice, pay for a psychiatrist.
 
Just sex her while she's unconcious a few times, she'll loosen up and it won't hurt her as much.

You bull.
 
Why is it lame? If she can't produce her own natural lube, then you have to use something else. Spit won't work, trust me.
 
You mean you make their eyes water?
 
OTCEscape said:
Have sex in the pool.
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no, this is a really bad idea, you should never have sex in a pool ..well so long as you dont enter underwater ..it traps water/bacteria in her yoohoo which can be quite serious if untreated


lube or ask her to have herself "cut" to accomodate you ..she'll have to do it anyways when she eventually has kids
 
Haha the worse question to ask here. Let the witty remarks commence (or continue) haha.
 
I find that blood makes for great lubrication. Stab her a few times in the vag and then BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
 
Or just wait for her to be on her period. No stabbing required.
 
Blood congeals.

Add anti-coagulant, then you'll be set.
 
Maybe if you were capable of arousing her you wouldn't be having this problem.
 
Some girls just don't get wet. Others get wet, but only for the first 20 minutes. That's just the way they are. Lube is probably a necessity for you two, but there's nothing wrong with that!
 
jondy said:
Maybe if you were capable of arousing her you wouldn't be having this problem.
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here is your answer.....you cant just go right into sex without any arousal. you might as well have sex with a sexdoll....
 
Nothing wrong with lube.

edit: if not a Real doll, then get a fleshlight.
 
Foreplay has always worked for me and if that doesn't do it, try some vodka then punch her in the face and show her what real pain is all about.


I'm a horrible person.
 
Use lube; if lube not available use salava

What do you have against KY anyway?
 
Try men.

gg neptune hotlinking a 4chan image, noob.

funny though because I already know what it is.
 
If that thread on /b/ continues then there could be a new meme.

D:



"KY, it's not happening."
 
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