My hobby: watching Zero Punctuation without audio

I used to do this when I found out he released a video at the school library.
It's kinda funny trying to guess what he's saying; going by the illustrations.
 
My hobby is I try to count the pieces in lego sets by looking at the photo in the magazine.
 
My hobby is collecting Warhammer 40,000 models and painting them.
 
My hobby is pretending to have consensual sex while, unbeknownst to the girl, I'm actually committing rape.
 
My hobby...
Wondering what it would be like to have a girlfriend.
 
My hobby is to not give V-Man any condolences or sympathy.
 
My hobby is to read other peoples hobbies about what their hobbies are about.

Figure that one out. (figuring that out is also a hobby of mine)
 
All the stamp collectors in the house throw your hands in the air.
 
My hobby is throwing my hands in the air following a general request for people to throw their hands in the air which does not apply to me.
 
My hobby is eating dick. Lots of dick.
 
My hobby involves my genitals, a sock puppet, and an over-eager white female lawyer just trying to make her way in a man's world. It also happens to take place in the general vicinity of YOUR FACE.
 
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