My Life Is Twilight

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Tollbooth Willie

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http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

Jesus what.

Today we watched a video called Rappacini's Daughter. Rappacini walks past this other dude and they evilly stare at each other. My friend looks over at me just as I look at her and we burst out laughing. We couldn't even explain to everyone else how it was the perfect Billy/Edward staredown. MLIT
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The otherday on the way to school, my friend all of a sudden started hyperventalating and pressing herself against the window. Too hysterical to show me what she had seen, I looked in the immediate direction she was. She spotted a New Moon billboard. I will never see her the same again. MLIT
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Combination of two things I hate.

Cool.
 
"Today, as in every day, when I reread all of the Twilight books, I will cry, and when my boyfriend walks in the room I will intentionally start a fight with him & yell at him for "not being Edward Cullen". He knows now not to come in the room while I'm reading."

"Last year, my friend and I were out dancing. It was the middle of winter, so when her boyfriend came in from outside, he was freezing cold. Snatching his hand in hers, she proceeded to place it on my face, proclaiming "He feels just like Edward."

"Today I realized that ever since I read Twilight I highlight the word "twilight" in every other book I read just to give myself satisfaction that it MUST be a good book!"

"I work with juveniles that have just been arrested. Even though I know these kids have just committed a crime, I smile a little wider and act a little nicer when I talk with one named Edward."
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Gross, man.
 
this is... Disturbing. and a little fake I think.

I hope.
 
I want to read the books, sound somewhat decent enough. Can't understand stupid c***s that turn it into another HP.
 
My ex decided to ask me if I wanted to see New Moon with her. I agreed, but I had a juvenile plan.. It's not elaborate, its not even that good, but I've always wanted to try it. I assume that sometime in this movie there will be a very quiet, compassionate blah blah scene between the 2 main characters. This is my cue to stand up and at the top of my lungs yell 'BOOOOOOO-RING' and just leave her there.

Any other suggestions are welcome, as I would LOVE to piss off twilight fans, I always wanted to try it in a movie that I didn't like, but I don't see movies I don't like, but since she's paying and I have no life I decided to just go. Hopefully there isn't some huge burly mother****er who is a Twilight fan..

Cmon guys, this is an opportunity and I'm not creative (I mean look at my plan, ffs).
 
I wonder if the admin actually reads these. I posted one, but it says its gotta be approved.
 
Dog-- said:
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I'm confused as to why your ex would ask you to see a movie, but hell go for it (I'd say film it, but we know how movie theatres get about recording devices).

EDIT: Lol

Today I was amused when I realized that the people that supposedly "hate twilight" and are "disgusted by us" probably spend more time on MLIT then the people who are here to genuinely read the stories. Rather than having the normal, sane, reaction of just not visiting a website dedicated to something they don't like they come on here and post stories calling twilight fans "******s" and saying we should all "die in a fire" Yet we are the ones with issues, according to them. Thanks for the traffic /b/ :]
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Honestly I really want to do something, I've always wanted to go into a shitty movie and do something like that.. Bust out in a musical number with like 10 other people - that would be class, but I can't orchestrate such an event.
 
I should start a 'My Life is Horo' website. And Wanted Bob, it's a very common thing; people are attracted and fascinated by things they despise. I learned quite a bit when I became dedicated to learn a part of 4chan's 'culture', and that part always stood out.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
I should start a 'My Life is Horo' website. And Wanted Bob, it's a very common thing; people are attracted and fascinated by things they despise. I learned quite a bit when I became dedicated to learn a part of 4chan's 'culture', and that part always stood out.
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Whoro.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
I should start a 'My Life is Horo' website. And Wanted Bob, it's a very common thing; people are attracted and fascinated by things they despise. I learned quite a bit when I became dedicated to learn a part of 4chan's 'culture', and that part always stood out.
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Indeed. I dont know if anyone remembers when someone (probably Stern) uncovered that hardcore Baptist blog, hell that infuriated me for the longest time...
 
Dog-- said:
My ex decided to ask me if I wanted to see New Moon with her. I agreed, but I had a juvenile plan.. It's not elaborate, its not even that good, but I've always wanted to try it. I assume that sometime in this movie there will be a very quiet, compassionate blah blah scene between the 2 main characters. This is my cue to stand up and at the top of my lungs yell 'BOOOOOOO-RING' and just leave her there.

Any other suggestions are welcome
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Give her a slap around the face and call her a worthless bitch. The girls in the theatre won't bat an eyelid. It's how relationships work in Twilight.

On a similar theme, they wouldn't understand what you're getting at if you exited saying this either:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9IrDH74CTM
 
I need to watch the movie - I want to know what I'm laughing at.
 
Dog-- said:
Honestly I really want to do something, I've always wanted to go into a shitty movie and do something like that.. Bust out in a musical number with like 10 other people - that would be class, but I can't orchestrate such an event.
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Adapt quotes form the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"Why don't you satay for the night (night) or maybe a bite (bite). I could show you my favorite obsession I've been lusting for a man with crap hair and no tan and he's good for ****ing up.... my life"

Something like that. (bet I could do off the top of my head)

OH! WAIT! every time you see Edward yell "ASS HOLE" and every time you see Bella yell "SLUT" works for Rocky Horror.
 
Against all my better judgment, I opened up this topic and clicked the offered link. It appears dead.

So... I guess I'm somewhat relieved that the universe impeded me.
 
Dissapointing. It's basically just bored rabid Twilight fans posting random shit not related to Twilight. The odds of finding one pathetic, hilarious, or depressing aren't good enough to justify looking.
 
I haven't gone to a movie in forever. Can somebody explain to me why this Twilight movie has such a cult following?
 
sinkoman said:
I haven't gone to a movie in forever. Can somebody explain to me why this Twilight movie has such a cult following?
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Cause our culture has no taste. It can't even be considered cult anymore.
 
Dog-- said:
My ex decided to ask me if I wanted to see New Moon with her. I agreed, but I had a juvenile plan.. It's not elaborate, its not even that good, but I've always wanted to try it. I assume that sometime in this movie there will be a very quiet, compassionate blah blah scene between the 2 main characters. This is my cue to stand up and at the top of my lungs yell 'BOOOOOOO-RING' and just leave her there.

Any other suggestions are welcome, as I would LOVE to piss off twilight fans, I always wanted to try it in a movie that I didn't like, but I don't see movies I don't like, but since she's paying and I have no life I decided to just go. Hopefully there isn't some huge burly mother****er who is a Twilight fan..

Cmon guys, this is an opportunity and I'm not creative (I mean look at my plan, ffs).
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Just laugh out loud at it. Should be plenty of comedy material.
 
Dog-- said:
My ex decided to ask me if I wanted to see New Moon with her. I agreed, but I had a juvenile plan.. It's not elaborate, its not even that good, but I've always wanted to try it. I assume that sometime in this movie there will be a very quiet, compassionate blah blah scene between the 2 main characters. This is my cue to stand up and at the top of my lungs yell 'BOOOOOOO-RING' and just leave her there.

Any other suggestions are welcome, as I would LOVE to piss off twilight fans, I always wanted to try it in a movie that I didn't like, but I don't see movies I don't like, but since she's paying and I have no life I decided to just go. Hopefully there isn't some huge burly mother****er who is a Twilight fan..

Cmon guys, this is an opportunity and I'm not creative (I mean look at my plan, ffs).
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bring a gun and start shooting at the screen
 
Dog-- said:
God damn, HL2.net is even less creative then I am.
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I posted in the wrong thread and had to do a ninja edit to stop my post looking supergay. I didn't have time to think of something clever.

Howl whenever topless werewolves appear. Start shouting NOO EDWARD/BELLA NOOOO, etc at (in)appropraite moments. Shout in stuff in a bad Hollywood vampire (Transilvanian) accent.
 
My life is Twilight.

My life is Twilight.
My love is murky.
I saw a vampire.
Of that I'm doubtful.
She smiled at me on the horseback.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.​



Jesus I just realised what the original song is about. Ha Ha.
 
Anyone who likes Twilight, I dislike almost instantly.
 
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